A British girl with a very loose vagina
Mark: you I got some English muffin last night after we left the bar
Zack: ew, bro. Stop going for those hoes and get a real girl.
Zack: ew, bro. Stop going for those hoes and get a real girl.
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It is the Curve in the back of a thick Black sisters behind where the back ends and the booty begins. "Dam thats ghetto english".
by Gianjah October 9, 2008
Get the Ghetto English mug.A mature broad who secretes a golden liquid from her snatch as she impales herself on a variety of inanimate objects, human heads, and bottles of D. The liquid she emits is then bottled and sold to the masses at a very affordable rate. The only thing bigger than her vast vaginal capacity is her immense ego. She enjoys frequent proclamations that she is at her sexual peak, likening herself to the sex drive of a virile 18 year old boy, much to the fear and disgust of any 18 year old male in the vicinity.
by Kubrick December 26, 2008
Get the Olde English mug.What the stupid, inbred, hygiene deficient, snaggle-toothed limeys speak.
I know it probably pisses you guys off that we've come farther in 250 years than you could in about 250,000, but find some country in Africa to be mad at.
I know it probably pisses you guys off that we've come farther in 250 years than you could in about 250,000, but find some country in Africa to be mad at.
It's "aloo-mi-num", not "aloo-mi-ni-um"; "jag-war", not "jag-you-are"; and "toothpaste", not "what the hell is that stuff"?
by John Heinz Kerry November 11, 2004
Get the Bastardised English mug.England has been racially criticised and stereotyped by most of the world as being posh and drinking tea every 12 minutes. They DON'T all act like pompous dicks. Theyre NOT all friendly and gentlemen. They DONT go on balls and royal dances all the time. And they DO drink beer and other alcoholic non-tea drinks.
HOWEVER, some are arrogant most of the time by saying that they practically invented art and culture which makes them sound all the more like posh twats (not that all English say that). If Shakespeare and other unamusing cretins like that weren't born in England they would've probably be born somewhere else anyway.
The people who say England is the cultural centre of the world should be beaten by policemen and arrested. They had good people but they gave birth to President Bush's evil sidekick Tony Blair and they have the worst music the world has ever heard. Their British hip hop would make a deafblind's ears bleed, seeing as Dizzee Rascal sounds like shit. They're football team is the worst one ever. And they've got the so-called manly sport of rugby. They have Simon Cowell, whose head looks like a toilet brush and whose tits are bigger than Pamela Anderson's. And their accents are funnier than a Dutchman's and no matter how they try to mask it each and every one of them sounds exactly the same. They brag about how they've invented everything when other countries have stuff that are even more popular and Englandfree. America for example invented REAL hip hop, breakdancing, skateboarding, tons of different genres of music etc.
Plus, if England is so great then why did they let Braveheart kick their asses.
HOWEVER, some are arrogant most of the time by saying that they practically invented art and culture which makes them sound all the more like posh twats (not that all English say that). If Shakespeare and other unamusing cretins like that weren't born in England they would've probably be born somewhere else anyway.
The people who say England is the cultural centre of the world should be beaten by policemen and arrested. They had good people but they gave birth to President Bush's evil sidekick Tony Blair and they have the worst music the world has ever heard. Their British hip hop would make a deafblind's ears bleed, seeing as Dizzee Rascal sounds like shit. They're football team is the worst one ever. And they've got the so-called manly sport of rugby. They have Simon Cowell, whose head looks like a toilet brush and whose tits are bigger than Pamela Anderson's. And their accents are funnier than a Dutchman's and no matter how they try to mask it each and every one of them sounds exactly the same. They brag about how they've invented everything when other countries have stuff that are even more popular and Englandfree. America for example invented REAL hip hop, breakdancing, skateboarding, tons of different genres of music etc.
Plus, if England is so great then why did they let Braveheart kick their asses.
by KukSoolBoy January 1, 2009
Get the england mug.1. A bunch of wimps who tried to conquer Scotland multiple times but failed each time; the only reason "Great Britain" exists is because of a SCOTTISH king who took the throne of England and ended up betraying his own kin.
2. Germanic peoples that deny their heritage because of a hatred of Germany.
2. Germanic peoples that deny their heritage because of a hatred of Germany.
1. Battle of Bannockburn, Scottish Wars of Independence,
Scottish Soldier #1: "Sir, the English are advancing! They've got us outnumbered seven to one!"
Scottish Soldier #2: "Perfect, they didn't bring enough to win this fight!"
2. WW1, WW2
Scottish Soldier #1: "Sir, the English are advancing! They've got us outnumbered seven to one!"
Scottish Soldier #2: "Perfect, they didn't bring enough to win this fight!"
2. WW1, WW2
by Broke@USEast March 23, 2011
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