Sex Edward

The practice of preaching abstinence to impressionable young schoolgirls.

"I don't want my kids learning about birth control. Sex Edward is the only way to go."

by Christina13 February 7, 2010

Edward-itis

N: A disease of the mind where the victim suffers feelings and emotions very similar to the ones Edward Cullen experiences while dating Bella Swan. Symptoms are: Being absolutely convinced you like the other person more than they could possibly like you, Being jealous of people you usually think of as beneath you, constantly being concerned over the safety of your lover, and having a desire to drive them everywhere in your shiny silver car.

Steve was wracked with emotions he had never felt before while dating Tiffany. He couldn't focus on anything else because he was so jealous of others around her and concerned that she could never fully return the enormous emotion he felt for her. He was suffering Edward-itis.

by Shidoni8 March 18, 2009

edvards

The same as idiot or stupid

You're such a fucking edvards

by edvards September 27, 2020

edward cullin

Edward Cullin is a character from the Twilight series. He is also the heart throb of many teens and young adults these days.

He is a vampire. He's 17. But he's been seventeen for about a century now. But he falls in love with Bella Swan. And Bella loves him back.

As the story continues, Edward Cullin is MINDFUCKING Bella Swan, but they get back together.

It ends happily, but to find out more, read the book Twilight yourself.

Edward Cullin is the most beautiful white guy I have ever seen. Ever.

by edwardcullinisagoodfishy June 21, 2009

Edgar

Either someone who consistently makes horrible jokes or a joke that is considered horribly unfunny. 'Edgar' is a word that can be used to pass the blame onto someone else if your joke flops, or if you just want to verbally abuse someone

Person a: get it, David Bowie? Right?
Everyone: ...god shut the fuck up. Just fucking leave. Jesus fuck that was such an Edgar move

by minionfucker September 29, 2019

Edvard

A guy who gets his sister hardly fucked by Nicolai, he also has a massive head and likes to stikk a cucumber in the ass

Oohh look at that ugly edvard!

by UnknownHackerUSA123 November 7, 2022

Edgar cut

A young man who gets all the girls

Maria: Hey Ashley did you see that guy with a Edgar cut hes so hot I wanna have his kids

Ashley: I know right hes so fucking hot he gets all the girls

by Edgar cut September 24, 2022