sex ed clown

Lanky Kong's current job.
Give creepy lectures with penis and vulva puppets.
$64,439 per year

He earned a degree in a college town and decided to work as a sex ed clown. Now he has a penis puppet and a vulva puppet too. And he'll give a creepy lecture just for you

by Urban Wildlife November 29, 2023

Ed Sheeran

Ed Sheeran can pass as grass.

Ed Sheeran photo, cool! WAIT HIS FACE IS THE GRASS?!

by Urmomofgwdfiuwu July 8, 2022

Ed

definition for : eating disorder

there are many types of Ed but the main ones are: anorexia and bulimia
You can also have: orthorexia, merycism, muscular dysmorphia, etc.
be aware that any gender can have an eating disorder, and if you think you have it you have to talk about it!! I believe you and you’re valide

Tw : this edit contains discussions of ED

by Skmvsp April 25, 2022

Peanut Butter-ed

To be viciously bitten in the genital region by a canine animal, with or without slathering peanut butter on the genitals beforehand.

My brother got peanut butter-ed after dog-sitting for his neighbour, it put him in the hospital!

by PantyPanda April 3, 2021

2009-ed

A horrible phenomena that was created by a group of college students who were willing to do anything besides study for their exams. The word refers to the process of going back to someone face-book posts in the past and through liking and commenting bringing old status that deserve to stay dead into the present where everyone can then humiliate the original poster for their naivety and general lack of sense.

Mariah: Did you see that post on Charles wall? He said Twilight was awesome!
Erik: Yeah, someone must of 2009-ed him.

by The Other Watcher December 9, 2013

BIGG ED

THAT GUY NAMED ED WITH 22 INCH BICEPTS THAT WILL CRUSH YOU,AFTER PUTING YOU IN A HEAD LOCK.

DON,T MESS WITH BIGG ED, HE WILL HURT YOU.

by HEAVY HITTER March 29, 2013

Amplisate, -ed, -(pl.)s

Verb: To startle or surprise with a loud sound.
From amplify or amplifier (Latin root "amplus), and "satus", the Latin word for "startle"

Amplisate, -ed, -(pl.)s

Turn down the volume before you turn on the music or you may get amplisated.

Don't amplisate me while I'm driving.

This iPod amplisates me every time I use it!

by wordywordster April 23, 2009