Dried Twink

A term used to describe an old, skinny, hairless, gay man.

Is your grandfather a Dried Twink?

by Bad3gg January 26, 2025

Diet cunt

Better version of skinny whore

You’re a diet cunt.

by Diet cunt January 31, 2025

Diet Cum

The cum from a man who had a vasectomy.

Diet cum has the same flavor and fun but won't make you fat.

by Wordiculous February 22, 2025

Diet Jizz

Semen that does not contain sperm. After a man has a vasectomy he is only capable of shooting off Diet Jizz, as opposed to Jizz Classic.

Wife: “Honey, I really think I should consider seeing my doctor for birth control.”

Husband: “Sweetie, there’s no need to worry. The only thing I’m shootin’ is Diet Jizz.”

by Rock 1 March 27, 2025

diethnesystimamonadonophobia

The fear of the metric system.

Johnny: “It is 39 degrees Fahrenheit today, and in Celsius, that would be—“
Jeffery: “Please don’t, I have diethnesystimamonadonophobia.”

by SillyGuy89_ February 18, 2026

diet coke

Coca-cola but with no sugar

The diet coke tastes mid 🙄

by 147852369/*-+.0 September 18, 2025

Dries

A person who abandons you when you most need them. Then later regrets it meanwhile the people they abandoned are summarily destroyed by both the abandonment and the replacement person who came in after the original person walked away.

We had built a really great team, then he pulled a Dries. Now we have to deal with this window licker who is going to get us all fired.

by MilitaryIndustrialComplex May 22, 2025