vacation dick

A dick that's too big to take on a daily basis, but makes for good vacation sex. Bigger than a boyfriend dick.

Shawn's got a total vacation dick. That's why all the girls have him as their sidedick.

by HungryDrummer June 10, 2016

Dick swab

Interchangeable with fuckwit but additionally despise as being incompetent or utterly useless

Reckons he’s a genius but he’s an absolute dick swab

by TuTuTu May 10, 2018

Dick Cleavage

A partially visible penis extruding from the waistline of a mans pants. Just like the female equivalent, this can be accidental or on purpose. The most popular sighting of dick cleavage usually involves somebody wearing their pants too low, to the point where you can see the beginning of the person in questions shaft. The less noticed sighting usually occurs when a male achieves an erection and flips it up into his waistband, causing the head of his penis to become dick cleavage.

1. "So on the bus yesterday, when Josh reached up to grab the loop to hold on, his shirt pulled up and everyone saw his dick cleavage."

2. Nobody ever wants to go swimming with Jonah, because he always wears his trunks too low, and we are all tired of looking at his dick cleavage.

by Tit$ McGee November 7, 2009

Dick twitch

When your dick twitches unnoticeably and uncontrollably

"Why the fuck did my dick twitch "

by Doorhanblue January 3, 2017

speed dick

the worst thing in the world. your penis looks as if it has taken a time machine back to when you were first born. yet you are really horny, but are scared to show it to women, because they might mistake it for a vienna sausage.

Right now i have been on a speed run since 10 o'clock in the morning (it is now 12:15 at night). I've been in ice cold ocean water, and my penis is smaller than ever, plus I cannot acheive an erection. my nuts have un-dropped. fuck speed dick.

by Joe Willy Namath February 21, 2009

Dick Scab

a piece of crusty skin that forms after you scrape your cock from a serious session of dick rubbing masturbation.

Sarah: Oh Etienne, I want you, let me suck you off
Etienne: Aww yeah, i'm so coked up right now
Sarah: Uhh... what the fuck is that shit?
Etienne: What shit?
Sarah: Do you have syphilis or some shit?
Etienne: No you dumb bitch, it's a dick scab

by Lord Dick October 13, 2011

dick around

(instransitive) to waste time; to lose focus; to lack seriousness of purpose

We finished the treasure hunt while the other team was still dicking around (with the map).

by tpbenelli July 21, 2004