Post Potter Depression 

Well,Hp is finished. And we are all depressed,and It is like an ednd of the world,it really is. There will not be any more stories about Ron,Harry,Hermione,Hagrid,Sirius,Lavender,Parvato.Bill,Ginny,Fleur,Bella,Voldyyy xD,Draco,Crabbe,Goyle,Snape,Dumbledore,James,Lilly,Luna,Neville,FredmGeorge,Molly,Arthur.... I know I mentioned just a few.. bur I love them all!!!!

Post Potter Depression >Well,it is end

Post Potter Depression by IloveuuuPotter July 19, 2011

post fatal depression 

The feeling at the pit of your stomache that you acheive after watching a fatality, whether it be on a gore internet site or a violent film. One often feels guilty and suffers from post fatal depression. The emotion can be overcome by watching porn or something similiarly amusing.

1: Ive been watching suicide videos all day and i think im suffering from past fatal depression.

2: My cat just got run over, it was funny watching its organs explode on the front of the SUV but i think my little sis is suffering from Post fatal depression.

post fatal depression by Jared Ellis March 9, 2008

Fake Depression 

Fake depression isn't the actual mental illness that it's associated with and is instead a severe form of autism. Attention-seeking scooter fags, retards, and whores all use fake depression to their own benefit. They usually flex being diagnosed with depression and being medicated. They usually don't verbalize what's causing their depression and would much rather enjoy getting offended when called out for faking depression instead of using their energy towards something more productive or actually helping real depressed people

Retard: Dude, I think I'm depressed I want to cut myself with a butter knife.

Sane person: Do it pussy no balls you have fake depression stfu

Fake Depression by connor <3 hana kpop November 9, 2019

post-onanismic depression 

a feeling of depression and sometimes guilt one has after masturbation (onanism).

Some people are afflicted by post-onanismic depression.

post-onanismic depression by uttam maharjan August 10, 2010

postmodem bipolar depression 

Unlike the previously mentioned in Urbandictionary 'postmodem depression' which is the feeling you get when you haven't had access to the internet for a long time, like several minutes. Postmodem bipolar depression is the feeling you get when your internet connection keeps going off: when it's up you feel happy and excited; when it's down, you feel sad, lonely and helpless. This can happen several times in a day.

I haven't seen your sister for days: I've heard she's suffering from postmodem bipolar depression.

postmodem bipolar depression by timidmoon November 24, 2010

chronic depression 

Something literally everyone on the internet has.

My memes are ironic
My depression is chronic

...*chronic depression intensifies*

chronic depression by extremelycorrosive January 23, 2017

sexual depression 

When your partner allows you to do whatever to them sexually, but after a time they start protecting their chastity. Causing you to become sexually frustrated and depressed.

Tim's sexual depression started when his girlfriend stopped having sex with him after she converted to Christianity

sexual depression by iwannadie34 April 22, 2018