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Crack Monkey

What you call anyone who says or does something just dumb enough not to be punched in the face with a Buick.
Jimmy just told that hot chick he likes Dungeons and Dragons and eats a lot of ham while wearing a glittery cape. Jimmy's a freakin' crack monkey, dude. That's what happens when your mom snorts crack rocks and coffee beans and then goes to the zoo to have unprotected sex with mysterious, hairy blurrs. They held her afterwards and brought her flowers the next day. So I guess it was kind of nice, in an anti-Darwin sort of way.
by Jodi S March 2, 2008
mugGet the Crack Monkeymug.

Crack it back

After loading a meth pipe with fresh shards you need to melt them down to puddle and then blow all the residue smoke out while allowing the puddle to cool down. Once the puddle has cooled it will have become one giant crystal. What this does is allow you to burn some, if any cut off and also keeps the shards from flying in your mouth. You can now smoke your meth.
I just loaded a fat ass bowl of some of the best meth in town. Let me crack it back and hit it a couple times then I'll pass it to you.
by IcE_SmOkeR December 14, 2009
mugGet the Crack it backmug.

cracked a fat

I seen her panties as she bent over and I cracked a fat right there and then.
by bl4cK October 20, 2008
mugGet the cracked a fatmug.

toe crack

Damn, Nikky... you got a lot of cheese in your toe crack.
by nikki d 2.3 February 14, 2004
mugGet the toe crackmug.

Crack Canyon

High school located in Highlands Ranch, Colorado. Filled with rich spoiled "badass" kids who use their parents money to either start drug habits, or drug dealing.
"Dude, I hate Crack Canyon, we should transfer!"
by ihatecrackcanyon January 15, 2010
mugGet the Crack Canyonmug.

snorting crack

What idiots use as a euphemism for general drug use and a reason for misbehaviour. Of course they lack the basic knowledge that crack is SMOKED (what do you think a crackpipe is for, dummy?), and not snorted. It's powder cocaine, or llello, yoca cola, A1 Yola, and so on that you snort.
"You've been snorting crack?"
"No, fuckhead. Smoking it."
by Joey Boombatz February 25, 2008
mugGet the snorting crackmug.

crack on her

yo she cute as shit i'm bout to go crack on her
by S May 5, 2003
mugGet the crack on hermug.

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