Awkward Coaster

When you're taken along for an awkward ride when your friend invites you to hangout when he's actually on a date with his girlfriend.

John invites Andrew to hangout with him. Andrew goes to hangout, and all John does the whole time he's with him is he makes out with his bitch, so Andrew is taken on an Awkward Coaster ride.

-If Andrew eventually ditches because it's so damn awkward, and John yells at him, John is a faggot.

by NotChuckxoxo March 20, 2010

roller coaster crying

When you cry for a short periods of time, think you are done crying, then start crying some more.

Marcy: "Last night after gorge left for his two week vaca I was roller coaster crying for 3 hours."
Karen: "I did the same thing when my son went to stay away camp. You just cry and stop and cry and stop, it just never ends"

by HannerBananers July 11, 2010

balding cooter

the cooter of a very old lady, so old in fact it is losing its hair

Rob: "ew dans mom is like 70, i would never hit that she probably has a balding cooter."

by balding cooter owner September 9, 2010

Cooch Coaster

Cooch Coaster: The vagina ride.

Example: "Dude, I just rode the Courtney cooch coaster!"
"Bro, I rode that coaster so many times.

Example 2: "Ewh, that betch has a famous cooch coaster, she lets all ages and sizes on it."

by ManginaCat69 July 3, 2011

Boaster Coaster

One who brags, or boasts a lot.

Van is such a Boaster Coaster.

Christyan is such a Boaster Coaster.

Brandon is such a Boaster Coaster.

by I'm Tyler Day. August 17, 2011

speedy cooter

When a male turtle ejaculates quickly, and the female is unable to achieve orgasm.

My turtle George was being a bit of a speedy cooter and was unable to please Martha.

by ttrainlookerup October 16, 2012

Possum Cooter

This term is used whenever you encounter an outrageously foul smelling vagina.

John- "Hey what's happening man? What did you do last night?"

Dan- "I went out with my work buds and hooked up with a girl. We went home and fucked!!"

John- "Sweet dude, that's awesome!!!"

Dan- "Yeah, but the thing is, her pussy was so nasty, I still can't get this possum cooter stank off of my cock & balls."

by dizzotizzo October 13, 2015