only child of this household

Someone who thinks they are an only child because of an age separation with their siblings.

Fred: I see George thinks he's an only child.
Barbara: He's an Only Child of this Household.
Fred: What? That's not a thing you idiot.

by Buca Cac January 4, 2020

Child Support Roulette

The act of a large group of men cumming into a jar, then stirring the slew, afterwards dipping a dildo into the cum and putting it into a girl's vagina. Whichever person gets the girl pregnant pays child support.

Man 1: "Yo did you hear, the DNA results from our casual match of CSR came back."

Man 2: "Oh shit man, who lost?"

Man 1, revealing himself as Maury: "When it comes to the game of Child Support Roulette...." He paused for dramatic effect. "YOU ARE THE FATHER!"

Man 2:"Yo fuck that."

Maury: "You lost fair and square, dawg."

by Smol Meme Account June 3, 2018

Man-child

it basically means you the fuckin' man. get mad bitches as well. get hype lets get it

This dude's a straight man-child.

Forreallzz, you right as crap

by joneyappleseed August 20, 2009

Giving birth to a child

Literally the most fucking painful thing in the universe

Doctor: You gotta PUSH!\
Woman(get it she still didnt have a baby yet so shes not a mother) Ok I'll try! *Dies*
Mann: omfg honey fuck you
Giving birth to a child is fking hurtt

by KoneThorix August 4, 2019

Child Actor Syndrome

Child Actor Syndrome describes the medical condition of former child stars who are used to being treated like royalty and can't adjust being a normal adult later in life and freak out when faced with any tiny life problem. Being a child star describes how most women under age 25 live, with validation and coddling on all sides, no ability to work hard in anything, and a constant desire to be in the spotlight. This later develops into early stages of Child Actor Syndrome around age 23 or 24.

Guy 1: Why does that girl think she'll be able to finish medical school and be a real doctor?
Guy 2: Child Actor Syndrome. She's just posting about becoming a doctor on Facebook because she's a Like Hunter. She'll drop out in a few weeks. She's unable to adjust to a normal male's existence of getting no attention and simply working hard at things.

by Eric Kazinsky November 26, 2015

Child protective services

A group of Karens. The largest government-sanctioned child trafficking organization in the United States.

Despite their name, they are not a service. They are a coercive means to force parents into psychiatry, as well as place your kids into abusive foster and group homes to guinea pig them with psychiatric drugs.

Never let them in.

Child Protective Services came to your door? Move. You gotta protect your kids from those child traffickers

by phuck johnstown June 20, 2022

Child support payment

The monthly reminder of the poor choice you made to procreate with the delusional bitch who claims poverty, while simultaneously driving a BMW. A monthly financial obligation that rarely makes its way to actuallysupporting your children, the child support payment is synonymous with the 7-year car loan: a necessary evil you count down every month until it's no longer. Or you drop dead from the realization you'll be making these payments for years. Whichever comes first.

Loan officer: Sorry, but your child support payment has turned your debt-to-income ratio upside down and we cannot offer you a mortgage. Or a new car. Or anything that requires repayment.

by Grant Rampus July 6, 2016