Shitbook Chatting

This is the act of having one or more active Facebook chats while also actively defecating.

"Dude I was Shitbook chatting with our Animation Theory group today and found out our project is due this week. Fuck!"

(This was taken from an actually Shitbook chat.)

by jermzig April 10, 2011

chat mat

like the australian noun "chat" but you add mat at the end when something really makes your blood boil. chat mat's are absolute incels with no rhyme or reason to exit other than to piss you off.

you: omg look, its chat mat himself.

your mate: stop being salty he rejected you and get over him

by crueltycrevice February 5, 2023

revive chat-onaitor

the machine that revives a dead chat

ayo this server kinda quiet, I'm gonna activate my revive chat-onaitor

by Gordon the big engine May 15, 2021

Chat bare get where?

It’s usually not known where you get when you chat bare but I have figured out where you get in the ancient scrolls of bare it’s stated in the scrolls that when you chat bare you get sent to a far off land called Brazil where some meditation men come and take you away and slap you with a well done salmon and make you shine there shoes so remember to not chat bare

Chat bare get where?

by I_will_destroy_isreal November 2, 2020

FLAT CHAT

Adjective:
Feigning importance and fraudulently or deceptively claiming to be busy at work when in reality you have sweet FA work to get done.

Synonym: Pretending to be busy at work when you actually are not.

"How are you going today?" "Oh, I'm absolutely FLAT CHAT!" (Sigh dramatically and flutter hand over chest)

by Cactus Juice February 22, 2018

Jeaneral-Chat

oh no, jeaneral-chat.. jeaneral-chat is where chaos happens. you do NOT want to go to jeaneral-chat. even off-topic is slightly more sane than those degens, jesus. those people are the REAL definitions of pepegas, more pepega than tavern and those fucking dogs living in off topic

off-topic: BARK WOFO WOFO BARK ARF GRR
jeaneral-chat: says the most stupidest shit no one in mankind has ever heard

by offtopicpepegas May 21, 2022

Kicky Chat

The Kcky Chat where we come together to chill, talk about anything (mostly about wanting to fuck girls in this GC) and also kicky in the GC also that’s why it’s named kicky chat.

juicybignutjr: Bro you wanna talk in Kicky Chat tonight
max.machum: A Yoda profile picture, I have.
ohhpea: *sends pics of traps and titties*

by nigganatorrrrr June 4, 2019