by timmy January 22, 2004
Get the captain fantastic mug.First start with her dog-style with you behind. Next you need to extend your index, ring and pinkie. The third step you need to line up and ram the index finger in the butt and the two other fingers in the vag. Make sure you have the index finger on your free hand curled to resemble a fish hook. When you ram it in, you'll 'shock' her and make her look back. This is when you want to use that 'fish hook.' Slide that finger in her mouth and pull back like you got a Marlin.
When I was attacking Catory from behind she yelled harder...so I pulled out and gave Tinker Bell the old Captain Hook!
by Kevin Todd Ruthven May 4, 2005
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Get the CaptainMink mug.The act of announcing oneself or adding emphasis to by trumpeting a phlegm-fueled harrumph-pa-rum-pum-pum-pum attack on unsuspecting eardrums.
Thar he blows again! Much to everyone’s annoyance, Captain Phlegm-Ahem announced his presence from behind the cubicle by coughing up a white whale.
Hey John, stick a cough drop in it pal! Or; better yet, stop being such a Moby Dick call in sick!
Hey John, stick a cough drop in it pal! Or; better yet, stop being such a Moby Dick call in sick!
by Dean Barbella June 2, 2008
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Get the Captain Morgan'd mug.Captain awesome is everything that is MAN at it's finest. while he is always awesome he goes the the casual name of Kevin in an effort to control the pure awesomeness.
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