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Canada's History

A sexual act I dare not speak out loud, but I will type it. It involves you and a partner, a dead moose or deer, maple syrup, and the stanley cup. First, you take the moose/deer antler and shove it up the partners asshole. Then take the antler out, make the partner take a dump inside the stanley cup, pour maple syrup all over it, then make the partner eat it. Then, take the antlers again and stick it in every hole not filled, and then shove it in forcefully, while they continue to eat the maple syrup covered poop. Then, read to them the World Book's article on Canada, while they have been bleeding and eating there own fecal matter. Then when the cops find the body, you should have written on the wall in fecal matter and blood "CANADA'S HISTORY".
"Awhh man I totally Canada's Historied her last night"

"Dude thats disgusting! Didn't you know Canada's History is illegal? I think you should lay low for a while, you're probably wanted for murder.
by Droog87 February 8, 2010
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A place filled with snow, polar bears and trees. Everyone who lives in Canada sleeps in igloos and eat maple syrup while watching hockey with their pet beaver. Also we have a hot prime minister(no homo)
Man, since trump won imma move to Canada
by PeiceOfShitStoner January 11, 2017
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Canada has a glorious history, rich in aloofness and high taxes. According to the teachings of Colbert, Canada is Americas hat. It sits up there all high and mighty and yet hats serve no purpose (baseball hats are excluded because celebrities use them to disguise themselves into a regular person). Even the 2010 Olympics is thought by 98% of the world to be located in northern Washington state.

Canada was founded in the 1930s when the movies "Reefer Madness" shined light on the magical little drug now commonly known as "Daddies Medication". Because of a monopoly and political power of the cotton farmers, Pot was outlawed, so everyone who was already addicted had to go where nobody would find them to smoke it in peace....Canada. Since its early days, Canada has grown from a population of elves/the french and runaway slaves to that of more elves/the french, less slaves and alot more Japanese. Their government is made up of people who pretend to be a democracy but if the Queen of England visits, they shit their collective pants. They say their free healthcare is "fantastic" and "life saving" but I think if they had bigger houses, fancier cars, and clothes not made from polar bears, they would change their minds. They have never been in a war because they always show up late, without cars, Canadians rely on horses and giant red hats (again with the attention seeking) whenever travelling.
Canadian: I live in Canada...we gave you Shania Twain and Pam Anderson.
by Colberts#5 fan-ish February 7, 2010
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A point in time where our English founders decided to take ice and frozen wasteland coupled with sickness and countless acres of woodland over the nice sunny beaches with nothing to do but relax.. cuz there arent any fucking winters
American: Why the fuck is it so cold out??

Canadian : Meh its Canadas History
by ClawoftheBeast February 4, 2010
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CanAdam plays DDR. Does that make him important enough to be on urbandictinary.com? Probably not.
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Canada's History

A sexual act where the male performs vaginal penetration on a woman from behind(Referred to as "The Mountie"), while simultaneously putting both hands into the female's anus(called "The Moose Antlers").

Coffee from Tim Horton's is optional.
Dan performed Canada's History with Jan and now she'll be in the ER for 6-10 weeks.
by StormX February 4, 2010
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A sexual act where a Man pours Maple Syrup on his genitals untill it hardens. Then he beats your mate senseless. NO BLOOD NO FOUL!
Yo man, did you see Julie with that black eye, i think Dave gave her a lesson in Canada's History last night.
by Mad Mikey Ball Hog February 5, 2010
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