Canadian Cum Carnival

A Canadian Cum Carnival is when a house is filled with Canadian men and only 1 woman. It only really becomes a Cum Carnival when the as many the men as possible creampie the woman and give her a bukkake party.

Last Canada Day me and the boys cracked a cold one at Jeff's house. It was very packed. We soon realized that there was a full house with only one female there, lets just say that it quickly became one Canadian Cum Carnival!

by LongWongBinLaden July 2, 2017

Canadian Snow Cone

When you are in Canada and you grab the snow off the ground and put it on your penis and stick it up a girls ass.

Richard and I went outside and we were getting a little horny so he decided to give me a good old fashion Canadian snow cone.

by Bovascochaville January 11, 2021

Certified Canadian Moment

CCM, or Certified Canadian Moment, is a term where someone, somewhere, does something dealing with snow or maple syrup.

Tabby: I was shoveling some snow
Salt: Now this is a Certified Canadian Moment

by salttheidiot February 1, 2022

Canadian First Base

Like American First Base, but with a finger in the butt. Also known as a Morneau.

"I went out with that Canadian girl."
"Did you make it to first base?"
"Better. Canadian first base."
"She gave you a Morneau, eh."

by Bahbarqer Sanchéz August 9, 2016

Canadian Booty trap

To put hot sauce in a condom to “trap” someone from stealing your sperm.

Joe decided to deploy a Canadian booty trap to keep a crazy gold digger from taking his money.

by Crazydudemanbro January 14, 2022

Canadian goose hash

Another name for chewing tabacco

Hey brother let me get a pinch of that Canadian goose hash

by TruckerBoy87 June 25, 2019

Canadian Triple Piercer

The sexual act of three men coating their genitals in warm maple syrup and then shoving their penises into the woman's anus over and over.

Those men got really sticky with Amy last night, must have done a Canadian Triple Piercer.

by xXMLGSHREKTXx May 16, 2016