Canadian First Base

Like American First Base, but with a finger in the butt. Also known as a Morneau.

"I went out with that Canadian girl."
"Did you make it to first base?"
"Better. Canadian first base."
"She gave you a Morneau, eh."

by Bahbarqer Sanchéz August 9, 2016

canadian trash can

When you poor maple syrup and semen into someone's asshole and eat it while they attempt to shit

I was eating her ass when she suggested the Canadian trash can

by Mexican4days March 29, 2016

Canadian King of Cannon

Canadian King of Cannon is a nickname of Canadian rapper, Kris Wu. As we all know cannon is something which makes large sounds, therefore is commonly used to describe artistic and skillful singers and rappers like Kris Wu.

-Who is Kris Wu? -The Canadian King of Cannon. -Oh, skr.

by KL4805 August 1, 2018

Canadian goose hash

Another name for chewing tabacco

Hey brother let me get a pinch of that Canadian goose hash

by TruckerBoy87 June 25, 2019

Canadian Cum Carnival

A Canadian Cum Carnival is when a house is filled with Canadian men and only 1 woman. It only really becomes a Cum Carnival when the as many the men as possible creampie the woman and give her a bukkake party.

Last Canada Day me and the boys cracked a cold one at Jeff's house. It was very packed. We soon realized that there was a full house with only one female there, lets just say that it quickly became one Canadian Cum Carnival!

by LongWongBinLaden July 2, 2017

Canadian Triple Piercer

The sexual act of three men coating their genitals in warm maple syrup and then shoving their penises into the woman's anus over and over.

Those men got really sticky with Amy last night, must have done a Canadian Triple Piercer.

by xXMLGSHREKTXx May 16, 2016

Canadian group chat

A situation in which there are multiple (two or more) couples in the same room, all having sex, but not switching partners and with no threesomes/foursomes/etc. An extremely polite sex party.

Wanna get in on this Canadian group chat later tonight?

by Atlanta-Canadian group chatter May 6, 2018