Cabbage

To grab. To get to something quickly.

I am going to cabbage on that deal before she dies

by Zuel1217 May 3, 2025

Cabbage

The action of stacking: nude men, on top eachother face up, with their wee-wee's sticking up the others anus. This act is preformed on thursdays at 13 AM, outside a hooters that was recently closed due to the manager's wife suing him for his lunch money, and commiting arson in 45 different Costcos, all within the same day and hour.

"Yo did you cabbage yesterday?"

by Ryan the coole June 1, 2025

cabbage

a fucking dolt

Person A: Yo, that guy is a fucking cabbage!
Person B: Yeah, I agree.
That guy: durrr

by FascinatedCheese January 27, 2026

Cabbage Patch

Someone who's persuaded very easily and is ignorant to themselves and to others around them.

Stop acting so ignorant you damn cabbage patch. Didn't your parents teach you any respect you freakin cabbage patch.

by The jimhoff method October 17, 2025

Cabbage

Meaning going to blow your mind or break your world etc

Dude you'll never believe what i did last night, im gonna break your cabbage

by jamaljones6783 January 24, 2026

nettage cabbage

during ping pong, the process of hitting the ball off the net onto the opponents side then having the opponent hit it back to save it

"Oh boy, that was some nasty nettage cabbage."

by joe ljfhoufy November 7, 2007

baby cabbage

old man's sack. also known as his shlong

this kid down my floor named champ has a baby cabbage

by Jonas1989 November 30, 2007