hair bumming

Where one glues hair on the bum and walks around asking people to brush it

Daniel: "What are you up to this weekend fam?"
Matt: "Just gonna go out hair bumming with the boys"

by SpiritualPigeon May 22, 2016

bum webbing

The cross-hatched webbing pattern that forms from dry dirty anal hair, so that faecal matter has to rip through like a child on a trampoline tower

He was going to fuck my ass last night but in stead dumped me because I hadn’t waxed my bum webbing

by itsnotnino January 14, 2023

abbeys bum

The peach of all peaches

Abbeys bum is fit bruv

by Y7286 June 12, 2017

Cyber Bum

An individual who sends links to unrelated places online with their patreon, cash app etc. to beg for money

"Look, I know the rent is due and times are hard, but I'll work the corner before I ever link any cash app on Twitter like a cyber bum"

by Torrun January 25, 2020

Worm in the bum

When you forget something you were just about to say and it troubles you for a long time.

So what were you saying? Ah man, this is going to be a "worm in the bum"!

by Lulu5465 February 16, 2021

bum skat

The end product of a whino or junky, when they gotta do numer two. This act usually takes place in public places 125 & Lex subway station, or the bushes in Prospect Park. Usually sprays out like gunnite except the nozzle is the anal orifice. Usually applied up against the wall or tree. Mushy consistency. No warning signs of used toilet paper in surrounding area..

JOE: Hey, check it out, the druggie is even in style with those droopy-drawers.
PHIL: No, he has been leaving too much bum skat in his pants. It has been piling up in there. He does not know how to use the lamp post to clean his ass properly.

by toiletronic December 19, 2005

trust bum

(noun) a homeless individual who is living off the rummaged spoils of a previous homeless generation.

"He's a trust bum! He's never had to find a can in his life."

by mr.xe October 31, 2011