bill’s breath

The worst scent in the world. Caused by Strawberry tom’s toothpaste; without brushing

Teacher A”Did you smell bill’s breath today?”
Teacher B”Yeah, sadly”

by SavageCloud January 1, 2018

Hopscotch Breath

When someone's breath stinks so bad you can see the green fumes from the outside of their mouth.

"That cheese pizza is giving you hopscotch breath"
"Your breath is doing hopscotch from all that sassafras tea"
"GAWD DAMN your breath is doing hopscotch please hopscotch away"

by Hopscotch101 January 24, 2021

Dumpster breath

Breath that smells like rotting garbage, like Craig and Syd have, from years of digging through dumpsters for 'treasures' like old computer parts and partially-empty beer cans.

Syd's dumpster breath will make you want to vomit if you get close enough.

by Goonie's Revenge September 30, 2023

The Breath Of Versailles

When you have not had a penis enlargement surgery yet you make the dating market volatile eith your strokes

Person 1: are you making the dating market volatile?
Person 2: Yes
Person: Good...you are "The Breath Of Versailles"

by TheGravelOfAConundrum January 17, 2025

Barely Breathing

Anthem for our country, our democracy, for Covid victims and victims of police brutality, all gasping for air.

"Barely Breathing" was a 1996 hit song from singer-songwriter Duncan Sheik, now to be sung in protest, shouted in the streets, whispered at the bedsides of the dying.

'Cause I am barely breathing
And I can't find the air

by Monkey's Dad July 13, 2020

Breathing

You should breathe sometime. It's better than absorbing oxygen through your skin.

Bro just try breathing. Don't be an idiot single celled organism hyou shite

by Vulcan-A1 January 30, 2022

Whip Breath

The aftermath of performing a blowjob on a flaccid penis resulting in whip breath.

He couldn’t get it up so I’m running around with whip breath.

by Soft but firm June 23, 2019