jork off

when you smell some nise cheese in yor back yard and you go to see it and it turns you on so hard and you stick yor peepee in the cheese and it feel so nise

dude i see some nise cheese i need to jork off

by jondamnit June 1, 2017

bustin' off

Firing a weapon at; as in bust off a couple rounds

Reaching orgasm; as in bust a nut

To accomplish a goal in a celebratory way

1. "That fool Jay was bustin' off at my homies last night, yo!"
2. "Dayum, her Moms & Pops walked in on us last night~~ right when I was bustin' off"
3. "My Dodge Dart's almost complete... I may be bustin' off the 340 this weekend!!!" (we'll see...)

by SeeOurWrecks December 3, 2003

kenn off

To go home/stay in. Deriving from the word kennel. Utilised and popularised 2006 onwards. Probably created, derived, or devised in Liverpool

Lets kenn off this eve mate, ah can't be arsed goin' out.

by Jonno2007 April 22, 2007

carry off

To pull something off i.e. get away with something and make it look normal, or even cool. Often a look, or a style that shouldn't normally work.

He can carry off a cheap suit.

She's fit enough to carry it off.

by michkaka October 13, 2013

chicked off

Being ticked off with women after being dumped.

I'm so sick of chicks. I'm just chicked off with them!

by infiltrator June 5, 2009

snide off

To go off with someone else, thus leaving your regular friends/co-workers behind. A true favourite of the playground.

"I can't believe she went out to lunch with HER - what a snide off!"

by Stu B August 15, 2006

whoop off

slang for beating off. To masturbate

Hey Ryan, I have been on a dry run I am gonna whoop off.

by Johnny2125 December 10, 2007