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Boner on top 

A sex position where the male sits on top of the woman while she's lying down, faces away from the woman, and bounces up and down on nothing (while he has a boner)
Bro I totally did boner on top with your mom last night

Boner bro 

When 2 males get closer and closer to each other by maybe looking at rule34 or porn together they become your boner bro because you got hard together
Me and my boner bro read this hot fanfic
Boner bro by Gayaura September 15, 2021

boner dope

Pot so good, it's better than sex.
Man, that was some awesome boner dope.
boner dope by Hedy12 September 28, 2021

boner bias 

When you take a girl's side in an argument, not because she is correct but because you think she's hot and are currently trying to date/ have sex with her.
"Have you seen Sal's boner bias for Kelsey? He believes everything she says!"
boner bias by ToochMyPeenerWiener November 6, 2021

Boner Math 

The act of calculating how many boners you can get/ nuts you can bust within a certain amount of time
We got 5 hours tonight? Hold up b let captain sex do some quick boner math
Boner Math by Lork Banana-Larry November 14, 2021

Boner Sober 

The immense clarity of life and often immediate regret one feels after blowing a load.
The feeling I got after fucking my buddies mom, can only be described as "Boner Sober".
Boner Sober by Titty Slapper69 November 18, 2021