The Biden Whisper

And now Jordan is even doing the Biden whisper! What the actual fuck? You know this is not good for you, right?

Hym “Jesus Christ you’re doing the Biden whisper now!? 🤦 ♂️ See that? The parties are merging. The more the asymmetry is lessened the more they become the same. It’s the exact same thing. THEY ARE THE SAME! That’s what you dumb motherfuckers don’t seem to understand. Do you’re really think they are 2 opposing sides? Constantly fighting for power? WRONG! That’s wrong! It’s the same goddamn thing. That’s why Dr. Don’t Worry Darling is so intent on “The right having their role of defending the hierarchies that keep them in power (that tilt towards tyranny and in spite of their general incompetence) and the left has to speak for people who can speak for themselves (but shouldn’t be taken seriously because they don’t have credentials) and pretend to give a shit about the working class (even though Jordan doesn’t believe they actually care and he’s also projecting because HE ALSO doesn’t care and is a charlatan).
THE SAME. 1 party. ONE! Uno! Ichi! The same goddamn thing on both sides. They do the exact same shit (sometimes in reverse). They aren’t good people because being “good people” to them is taking care of “the smallest viable human unit” THIER family. And you’ll NEVER get yours if it means they’ll lose theirs. And it ALWAYS means they’ll lose theirs because THAT’S HOW FINITE UNITS OF NUMBERS WORK. For them to have, you must have not. What is the statistical likelihood that the son or daughter of whatever business that exists is the most competent person for the job? Well? You’re a statistician aren’t you? What is the likelihood? Is it higher or lower than the likelihood that a cabinet comprised of 50/50 men and women are all the most competent people for the job? LOWER! The answer is LOWER. But if you ask Dr. DemandsRespect he’ll probably say “Well I don’t know I’m not a statistician right now! Right now I’m a pastry chef!” It’s a joke. A whole ass joke. The Biden Whisper? Come on man!”
by Hym Iam November 29, 2022
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Everyone knows that Crooked Joe BIden, the worst president in the history of the country, is a puppet of Comrade Kamala the Border Czar.
11 million illegal aliens have invaded the country, killed Americans, and destroyed medicare in a matter of three years thanks to the Harris-Biden administration.
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Biden

The guy who became president because everyone hated Trump more.
Person 1: "Ugh, I still can't believe Biden won. Everything has gone to shit these past years."
Person 2: "Hey, at least it isn't Trump, right?"
Person 1: "...huh, good point."
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A Unit a Monetary measurement. One Biden Equals Five Dollars.
What was once a Buck is now a Biden!
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biden

1. Someone who cannot drive properly, a terrible, selfish, slow driver.
They plant themselves in the fast lane (AKA passing lane, or left most lane.) Always doing UNDER the speed that is acceptable by other drivers on that road. Yet, he/she refuses to move over. These humans take it PERSONALLY that you want them to get out of your way.

They usually don't use blinkers and take every turn in extra slow motion. Some of them even come to a complete stop in the E-ZPass lane while going through a toll.

2. A person who gets offended by everything and whines about it openly.. He/She will sometimes CAUSE drama if they have none to be upset about. (also known as twatties, twats, and Karens.)
Omg James just pass that frigging biden ! It's been a mile and he still hasn't gone over 73 mph !

If this Biden doesn't get out of the fast lane I might ram into the back of his Subaru Outback !
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Biden

To not know what you're doing, and fuck shit up in the process, and expect positive results.
Also a major fuck up on a large scale.
Man, I told you not to drive the forklift off the dock, you biden'ed that shit up.

Francis Scott key bridge fell down. Man that MF driving the boat was Biden.
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Biden

To accept anything, to the point of screwing yourself, and not know what's going on.
Man, the Indian in the store charged you $8.50 for a Mt. Dew, you're so Biden.

I saw your mom picking up dudes in the bar, and you're dad came and picked her up when she got too drunk. That's fucking Biden
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