by punkrockpat10 April 18, 2010
Get the Whack Assmug. by Grant June 18, 2006
Get the ass gremlinsmug. by joe rockhead February 1, 2005
Get the onion assmug. ass clown (ás kloun) n.:
one, who, through the fault of his parents conception, is a skid mark in society's collective underwear.
one, who, through the fault of his parents conception, is a skid mark in society's collective underwear.
by DEEZ NUTS July 4, 2003
Get the Ass clownmug. The result of a fully shaven vulva viewed from the front with hair still remaining near the anus at such an angle that it appears to form a goatee.
Man last night I was going down on Sue and she was so smooth but then I moved too low and hit her ass goatee. I wanted to puke up a hairball.
by trainee October 25, 2007
Get the ass goateemug. the unfortunate effect of anal penitration without the use of good lubrication....tends to develop lumps in the rectal area
Damn sean pull that insanely large penis out of ryan hunting.... ass before you shatter it like there is no tomorrow...
by Anonymous August 1, 2003
Get the shattered assmug. by DaBigPimpinOne May 24, 2009
Get the Ass Rascalmug.