Apple Kid

A kid of two types:
1) teens who think Apple is the greatest thing to ever exist and flex their Apple products and believe their marketing
2) teens who think every Apple product iteration is the same or "dumb" yet still buys Apple products regardless

The Lastname family is filled with Apple kids, with Timmy thinking Apple is the pinnacle of everything and Johnny thinking every product is the same yet still asks for the new iPhone

by Alalalalalalalalalalalalal November 16, 2020

Apple Shits

A general term used to describe the final result of a highly acidic diet that consists mostly of fruit. The elderly often suffer from apple shits (think grapefruit and prunes) but anyone can become a victim.

A: "Hey granny, we totally tricked you!"
B: "Oh you youngerns, I got the apple shits..."

by The Unnamed Victim June 17, 2010

Apple Fanboys

Sheep

Apple fanboys are kids who only buy apple products because they want to follow the herd like mindless sheeple rather than analysing the quality of the phone. They just go by the popularity of the product.

by UltimateDoge May 14, 2022

The Big Apple

A term that people who have never been to New York use to refer to New York that New Yorkers themselves never use.

"Ah, you're from The Big Apple."

by The Wild Weston March 3, 2022

paid apple

A female escort.
Paid female company, usually used in the context of the upscale party scene.

Bro, fix up some paid apples to mix into the greek salad this summer. My dad already lent me the mykonos villa!

Hey girl, so this rich Mexican guy invited us to his yacht this weekend... Apparently he throws amazing parties with lots of free candy for all the paid apples.

by schifa mayor August 22, 2019

disney apple

V. The act of complementing the aesthetics of your partners genitals during the act of oral stimulation.

Guy 1: Dude, last night i got complimented in the bathroom by this hot chick giving me a blowjob!
Guy 2: That's a pretty awesome way to get disney appled.

Apple Disney Disney Apple

by abcdictionary March 23, 2016

apple jew

A person who loves the fruits life gives them, no matter how rotten or perfect.

A person who loves apple sauce Jews.

Fred, you're such an apple Jew.

Apple Jew? How fruity.

by Carlton Sinner February 18, 2019