Hardened asshole

A person who due to his bad habits of procrastinating ends up in tough situation but finally make it any how thorough the Conditions Leaving everyone amazed just like a Dark horse

He won't study until the exam is near but he's habituated to that he's a battle hardened asshole.

by EternallyEnlightened September 10, 2019

stoplight asshole

A stoplight asshole is a driver of the only car on one side of an intersection who waits long enough to trip the signal change, but could have right-turned all along. They turn on the yellow light, leaving cross traffic to a red light.

I would have made on time if it wasn't for the stoplight asshole.

by potaytoes February 4, 2017

ruptured asshole

To have a ruptured asshole means that your anus has been stretched so wide it explodes, leaving a not-so-tight-hole!

I penetrated Elly's asshole so fast and hard with my monster penis, she got a ruptured asshole.

by MrJackRadford November 28, 2016

Gentleman Asshole

The type of guy that would open doors for his lady but the moment she starts getting out of line he will stand up for himself not caring about the double standards.

“Honey I’m not an asshole, I’m a gentleman asshole, there is a different.”

by DeAndreTheSly June 14, 2022

Asshole Vibing

When a man and a woman are spooning, the mans penis is inserted into the womans asshole and they just lay there and spoon.

me and my girlfriend were asshole vibing yesterday! it was amazing!

by AetherJK March 13, 2020

asshole-worthiness

a characteristic that guys who say things like "you got over your dead cat really fast" and then try to spin it off as a compliment have

"Yeah, Julian is cool but his asshole-worthiness makes him uncool."

by Cool Cat 224 May 24, 2015

bozo’s asshole

Something ugly. Repulsive. Hideous.

Good God! Look at chick, She’s the ugliest woman I’ve ever seen. She looks like Bozo’s Asshole

by Ryno78 April 20, 2018