A modification of the cowboy hat rule, same rules apply, this time with a silly squirrel hat - if you don't have a cowboy hat.
Excuse me (FUN NAME), I believe your wearing my squirrel hat, that I have gotten from my hunting trip or other means, I hope you mean well, in that case, i would like to invoke the squirrel hat rule.
by xboxgamertaggenerator May 2, 2024
Get the the squirrel hat rulemug. When you grab from the base of your sack in your hand, and squeeze your nuts to the other side of your hand
by Rape It Randall August 14, 2017
Get the squirrel heartmug. A male (usually) who hooks up with with the only goal in mind to get his nutt and leaves after without satisfying their partner.
Person 1: How was the dick appointment last night?
Person 2: My man was a squirrel. He got his but and left after one lousy round. I didn’t even get my nutt.
Person 2: My man was a squirrel. He got his but and left after one lousy round. I didn’t even get my nutt.
by @cajanpowder March 26, 2019
Get the Squirrelmug. by DJFactAnomics April 24, 2023
Get the Squirrel Leanmug. by darkness842013 July 18, 2020
Get the Wet Squirrelmug. Breed of squirrel found in the San Fernando Valley and LA proper, known for being absolute units and photographed by UCLA students
by notShaq February 16, 2023
Get the LA Squirrelmug. 