by Avril335 November 25, 2021
The act of inserting your long-nailed pinky finger into another person's butt. It should be a surprise, but it still counts if it's not.
by StewpacShakur February 22, 2011
Pretty much every pretentious alpha male who has worked for one of the big four banks in NZ. Typically possesses a hugely inflated sense of self with little time or patience for anyone that doesn't fit the mold of white, financially thriving, photogenic or doesn't look like they belong at the Boxing Day races or America's Cup shenanigans. Most likely has a massive mortgage for some dodgy semi-renovated villa in Ponsonby or Grey Lynn, just because those suburbs are designed to accommodate people who are 'cultured'. The PB Wannabe are only into women who wear one of those tacky gold Cartier bangles that you can't get off without a key and considers Jane Birkin to be their 'muse'.
If you don't know Patrick Bateman Wannabe's coffee order off by heart, consider yourself an unprofessional loser who needs more formal training.
by ACunny February 27, 2024
To knowingly violate any rule of the game of golf while simultaneously denying said violation regardless of video evidence.
by FAMUgolfer July 22, 2022
rich ass bitches that think they’re all that. mostly all of the girls are flat as fuck. there’s really only a few that a thicc. they say they love eachother, but they really only like the elkhorn kids. mostly all are sluts and dumb asf
“i go to st patrick’s school”- girl
“ew tf. you’re flat too” - elkhorn boy
“ugh. imma cry all night now” - girl
“ew tf. you’re flat too” - elkhorn boy
“ugh. imma cry all night now” - girl
by xoxo elkhorn boy October 02, 2019
i am a rich billionaire and a big time CEO and i owe all of this to schooling in St Patrick’s School
by Mark Minjoot August 22, 2021
touching patrick from spongebob on the hit mobile app "goo asmr make fun" and when you do he goes:
ohh myyy.... amazing.... mmmmmm
ohh myyy.... amazing.... mmmmmm
guy 1: man i love playing goo slime simulator
guy 2: can you tuch patrick in it?
guy 1: yes
phone: oh my... amazing... mmmm
guy 2: can you tuch patrick in it?
guy 1: yes
phone: oh my... amazing... mmmm
by thegrugs February 16, 2025