commie sauce

The change from Communism into the Russia's sauce because some fucker from in the system thought it was...

A.) A smart idea, that only they would think of.
B.) Or a way to give a hobo on thier government steps a good laugh.

A:
Guy: How 'bout we prove our supreme knowledge and try make Russia look like fuckfaces at the same time?!!
Secretary: Wouldn't that be hard? After all you're sloshed, dude!

B:
President: THE NEW Commie sauce! In a local brand-market near you! Try it and you can almost TASTE how fucking dumb our congress is!!

by Phatal May 24, 2003

El Sauce

when your girlfriend's mom accidently touches your testicles or penis or both when attempting to give you a towel.

Well when I was getting out of the shower before I swam, my Anna's mom pulled an el sauce when she tried to give me a towel.

by the sauce master May 18, 2010

wayne sauce

negative term, derisory often associated with alcoholic bevarages or dodgy takeaway. can have sporting uses

1. wheres my wayne sauce
2. this tastes like wayne sauce
3. heskey has been wayne sauce, again

by Clive 'Tasty' Burgers January 5, 2004

maple sauce

The disgusting salty "treat" drink that comes from a Canuck's shlong as he ejaculates into a woman's orifices.

"Damn. His maple sauce tasted like Tim Horton's donuts after it was left in a container of play-do for a month.", said Stefanie.

by Pixie Lovuh May 6, 2008

cum sauce

cum sauce is a delectable, melt-in-the-mouth delicacy that is used to spice up the everyday meal or snack.

karen, your homemade cum sauce is marvelous! do you use the squirting method or do you perfer to milk your cum?

by middleagedwomen.org June 25, 2021

Fish Sauce

A delightful delicacy enjoyed in places like South East Asia. Sure, it smells, but the Umami taste is to die for! Asian gangsters will take shots of it as initiation or just for fun. But NEVER, EVER, EVER microwave it. You will regret it and everyone else who uses that microwave will suffer too. Also, if you think fish sauce smells bad, try Shrimp Paste.

Thug 1: "Ai-Yah! I put da Fish Sauce in all my rice meal!"
Thug 2: "Ai-Zah! I know it good, right?"
Thug 3: "Ai-Yah! I had it in my rice yesterday and I'm microwaving the leftovers right now!!"
Thugs 1 & 2: "Ai- YOU DID WHAT???!!!!"

by South East Asian Man September 1, 2022

gag sauce

A large, warm load of semen. Particularly shot into the back of a girls throat causing them to gag.

"It was crazy how much gag sauce Suzy got in her mouth, it was ridiculous!!"

by Gstick November 28, 2016