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Sloppy Steve

When you rub your hemorrhoid infested greasy asshole all over your friend's face in public, usually for political purposes.
He was leaking to Axios, so he got Sloppy Steved.
by Steve Bannon's Bile April 24, 2018
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Sloppy Sausage

When a woman gives a blowjob to the Pizza Delivery guy that's delivering the pizza to her. It is also known as a 'Sloppy Pepperoni.' It obviously only applies to blowjobs, thus a man cannot use this expression unless he will be performing the act on another man.
Example: "OMG Kara, you are not going to believe what happened yesterday: I gave a sloppy sausage to the Domino's delivery guy as soon as he came to my door..!"
by mesgônimo June 20, 2015
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sloppy esmeralda

the act of getting anxiety during sex to enhance the sensation
Man, sex was good, but it was even better after i pulled a sloppy esmeralda!
by LilBeanGardenMan February 20, 2018
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sloppy bronson

A shit shooting gun used commonly in New York as a hate crime and in Arkansas as a mating call

Also a sexual act with poo poo
Look at this camel herder Paulie hit him with the sloppy Bronson.

Hey bo I really like Tammy Lynn I think I'm gonna give her the sloppy Bronson right in her face suieeee.

Hey man I was with carol last night and put it in her butt. I got poppies in my peephole so when I came on her face she got the sloppy Bronson
by Nugly Doolittle October 17, 2013
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Sloppy Dallas

The act of straight oral sex with dippings/condiments/sauces, e.g. a blowjob with salsa in the blower’s mouth.
Hey, Honey! Let’s try the Sloppy Dallas in bed tonight, courtesy of Soup!
by PainfulSnare October 16, 2020
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sloppy moppy

Holding a girl upside down and using her hair as a mop to clean up cum on the floor.
Last night I ejaculated all over this girl's nice hardwood floor. I had to clean it up so I gave her a sloppy moppy.
by Lloyd Braun October 9, 2014
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Sloppy Joe

When you clap your asscheeks while you shit
Peter clapped his cheeks while he pooped making a sloppy Joe for his kids
by G00d 0l dickin69 October 5, 2019
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