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do you have stairs in your house

A phrase used by www.somethingawful.com goons. It is derived from an old song regarding robots; the author of the song tried to gain fame equal to that of the All Your Base phenomenon. It failed to gain much popularity, but SA goons use the phrase to this day to identify other goons.

A special response is required to correctly answer this question and let the questioner know that one is indeed an SA goon. The generally accepted answer is "I am protected." Be aware that if you use this reply without actually being an SA goon, you may open yourself up to a world of hurt.
<Goon> do you have stairs in your house
<Bob> I am protected.
<Goon> GOONY GOON GOON GOONS GOONERY
<Goon> So how about that FYAD thread about mechagirl
<Bob> Fia-what? Who girl?
<Goon> goddamnit you got the stairs response from urbandictionary didnt you
<Bob> Yes.
by Lurky McLurkflakes April 17, 2005
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what cralwed up your ass and died

whats is your problem.
jb
your mean today what cralwed up your ass and died
by jacob byrd January 11, 2008
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Go and wash your brain out

A phrase often used by an angry spouse when their partner has described an inappropriate situation that they have been thinking about and the spouse would rather they didn't.
Peter: I'm just thinking about dem chicks! Dey were well fit! Banging!

Barbara: Go and wash your brain out!
by Barbara Peters February 6, 2010
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Waiters and Waitresses cannot just "clock out" at the end of a shift as many workers can. They must reconcile their financial records in order to close their business for the day, and hand in their cash and credit card receipts. The server report that the computer system generates often contains the words "ROC" or "ROC Report", which meand "Receipt of Collections. It is commonly called "ROCing out."

Hence, to "ROC out with your cock out" is to end one's shift at waiting tables to go and party. If you are lame and/or religious you might also say, "Don't forget to ROC out before you clock out."
Waiter: My side work is done, and I was cut 20 minutes ago. Do you need anything (Proper procedure for asking "can I go home?"
Shift Captain: Do you have your paperwork for me to initial?
Waiter: I'm about to run it now.
Shift Captain: Okay, R.O.C. out with your cock out and I'll see you at the party.
by Eroneous Negroneous January 22, 2010
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blow your shit up on spot

a term referring to that you will kick the other one's ass/beat them up.
"I'm gon kick yo ass!/I'll blow yo shit up on spot!"
by Lynn November 15, 2003
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rock out with your cock out

Rock Out With Your Cock Out is also used on the Gay side as well.

1)To literally expose your cock at a Gay men's party in hopes of getting a blowjob from another Gay guy.

2)To flex yourself naked as Gay men oogle and admire your cock in order to get their mouths to water and crave for it to go in their mouths.

3)To expose your cock and dare a guy you think and/or know is Gay to suck it.
Here are a few Rock Out With Your Cock Out Gay styled examples.

I was dared by a friend to suck his cock and I took it and did it.I also swallowed his cum.I'd do it again if dared again to do it.It's more fun to suck cock.I have also been told by the guys that I've sucked off that I am better than a chick.

I've been at parties like those described above.They're fun.

Not only that,there are more Gay male cocksuckers than there are Straight female cocksuckers.Most Straight females would not even think of sucking another guy's cock.
by NYCNY December 9, 2007
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The end-all be-all phrase that has the power to end any verbal argument. Once spoken, your opponent will be so much in awe that he will quietly back away.
Brendan: Glass isn't a true solid.
Devin: Your moms a true solid. And so was the dump I took on her chest.
Brendan: ::backs away slowly::
by Biggie McDevin August 4, 2004
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