A Lonley man is a sad pathetic male who desperately needs to get laid and has been without a lover for a very long time, possibly forever. He is someone who is not to be trusted. He hasn't had any attention and pussy in so long he may strike in anger. Lonley men are know for being extremely boring , fugly, and suck in bed. He usually masturbates to get relief and thinks of You every time. Beware Lonley Men become Mental and begin to believe that masturbating is not make believe but, it is real to him and extremely creepy
The sad lonley man was addmited into an impatient Mental hospital and found someone just as fucked up as him and finally found ba suitable mate.
by TomCollins1 January 11, 2018
Get the lonley man mug.A so-called male that envies a woman that is able obtain anything she wants in life and wants what she has. And because he is unable to achieve it, he constantly whines while secretly wishing he had a vagina.
Johnny wants to be a vagina man and try get things free from women how women would get things free from men
by QweneT to u bitch October 28, 2023
Get the Vagina man mug.Person A: That thumb man gives one great night ,I wish I could be with him forever
Person B: Yeah ikr!!! He was banging me just the other day ,what a wildcard
Person B: Yeah ikr!!! He was banging me just the other day ,what a wildcard
by Ezu Ace September 15, 2020
Get the thumb man mug.A terrible incurable disease in which a short man, tries to make up for his lack of height, by being arrogant and ignorant. Fueled by toxic masculinity and stunted growth.
Side effects include: Attitude, inflated ego, & a firm belief in time fixes everything.
People who suffer from LMS are often known to show terrible leadership skills & bring down the team as a whole.
Side effects include: Attitude, inflated ego, & a firm belief in time fixes everything.
People who suffer from LMS are often known to show terrible leadership skills & bring down the team as a whole.
by Bearrr.2210 April 23, 2024
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Stupid idiot - "Look at my new metal wallet."
Smart guy - "That's not a wallet, that's a man clutch. Do you store it in your vagina? You're an ass clown."
Smart guy - "That's not a wallet, that's a man clutch. Do you store it in your vagina? You're an ass clown."
by stupid_idiot February 6, 2012
Get the Man clutch mug.To drunkenly wave as a wacky waving inflatable tube man, originally called a tube guy. Commonly referred to as air dancers or sky dancers. Inflatable figures with arms that flail due to a blower that keeps them inflated.
“Did you see how drunk Ryan was when he said goodbye? He waved and the bartenders thought he ought to be a blowy man.”
by Blowymanryan May 27, 2025
Get the Blowy man mug.When oral sex is engaged with an elderly male and he ejaculates wherever and the old man juice must be dried before the "Old Man Crunch" can be done. Once dried, take the dried old man juice, put it in ones mouth and make out.
(After ejaculation into the woman's hand.)
Woman: Cleetus, I think it's about dry!
Cleetus (Old Man): Alright lets boogie.
Woman: *Puts dried Cleetus juice in mouth and starts making out with Cleetus*
The "Old Man Crunch" has been completed.
Woman: Cleetus, I think it's about dry!
Cleetus (Old Man): Alright lets boogie.
Woman: *Puts dried Cleetus juice in mouth and starts making out with Cleetus*
The "Old Man Crunch" has been completed.
by Cleetus Brown July 14, 2010
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