Shit so thick you could stir it with a stick

When you’ve had a particularly hard day, and the problems are getting to you; a lot of problems.

Coined by R.E.M. in the song “Bad Day”.

“Dude, my day’s been so rough. I’ve got shit so thick you could stir it with a stick.”

by MaybeARealWord March 30, 2021

insulting me doesnt work the way you want it to

they have a degrading kink bro..

i don't recommend insulting me doesnt work the way you want it to.

by jank. May 26, 2021

Im so sick of lying you gotta know that

Naeun from apink in the intro for their song i’m so sick

Person 1 - Im so sick of lying you gotta know that
Person 2 - Ok

by Fiftycents January 7, 2023

Reading? I didn't know you could read.

The sentence Draco Malfoy says to one of his goons (that is actually Harry in disguise) when he see that he is wearing glasses

Person one: "Why are you wearing glasses?"

Person two: "Uh. Reading?"

Person one: "Reading? I didn't know you could read." *Looks kinda impressed*

by Clara Winters July 17, 2022

The box you get for free when the streets is on fire

Ebonics for a television set, used by Foxy Love on Drawn Together

"Drawn Together is a show on the box you get for free when the streets is on fire"

by Brett T. December 3, 2006

How many cigarettes have you got, lad?

How many cigarettes have you got, lad?

How many cigarettes have you got, lad?
*smashes head against a door*

by Oh hey cousin. July 14, 2021

Do you like to sing your ABCs?

A slang term used to insultingly call someone stupid to their face without directly offending them.

Jeff: does something really stupid
Me: do you like to sing your ABCs?

by JohnnySage November 14, 2019