peddle my ass

the anguish of the job seach, the processing, cup peeing, sweet talking and pumping up of self as the potential new jesus

i've got to get out there and peddle my ass, my money trees all died in that killer freeze!!

by michael foolsley December 11, 2009

Polar Ass Caps

Freeze an entire tray of Semen, stuff the ice cubes up your partners' ass and lick their rectum until each ice cube melts.

Bob's ass is still frost bitten from Steven taking him to the Polar Ass Caps.

by TOO INTELLEGENT January 25, 2018

lazy ass motherfucker

a lazy hoe who eats cornflakes in the corner who never replies to your messages

jessica is such a lazy ass motherfucker i hope she gets stung by a bee on her butthole

by TINGTINGRINGADING December 4, 2017

Sweet ass time

Taking a really long time to do something, like tossing a salad of someone that's nervous or virginal.

She took her sweet ass time eating his sweet ass

by TwitchBOOM July 19, 2018

Donkey Ass Balls

when penis balls grow on a donkeys ass

that donkey has donkey ass balls on its ass

by Pat1196 December 2, 2010

cum in my ass

I want you to fuck me in my ass daddy

Cum in my ass daddy

by anonymous August 28, 2022

swiss cheese ass

A large rear end defined by irregular surface texture as if full of large craters and holes. Also liable to show up on thighs and upper arms for infected overweight females.

That ass is three ax handles wide and she's got a bad case of swiss cheese ass!

by eatrawstayhealthy November 21, 2011