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Your leaves blown

A slang term for a guy who has had a blow job. Normally used if you are in a public place and you don't want adults to know what you were talking about.
Hey Bryce man, have you had your leaves blown.
by artgeek63 January 15, 2008
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your reward

male ejaculate; splooge; jizz; cum; etc.
When I was close to orgasm I asked her, "Where would you like your reward?"
My friend asked me what I spilled on the mouse pad and I said, "Oh, that's your reward."
by Sam Theman May 20, 2009
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your mom

1. The answer to any question, except those asked by teachers.
2. An insult.
3. The funniest brand of joke.
1.

Do:

Jen: When's the test?
You: Your mom.
Don't:
Teacher: Bob, what's 2+2?
You: Your mom.
2.
Bob: Youre a b word.
You: YOUR MOM is a b word.
3.
Your moms voice is so high pitched she walked into a concert and they thought she was the amp.
by yourmommy!!! May 5, 2011
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Your mom

If rumors are to be believed the single most disgusting thing to ever live on the face of the earth not only has she caused every single natural disaster up to this day, she has also managed to:

1. Cause every single war in the history of the world.
2. Contract several life threatening diseases, most of which can only be contracted from unprotected sex.
3. Kill of every species which currently resides on the extinct list.
4. Have sex with every single person who has ever been born since the proverbial downfall of the english language.
"You know what's worse than the holocaust."

"Your mom!"
by Sandman47 November 10, 2011
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Your face

A versatile tool originally invented for use as a comeback.
moody so and so: What's that on your face??? It's soooooo gross!
TheGuy5: Your face!
Moody so and so: Urgh! that doesn't even make sense!
TheGuy5:Neither does your face!
Moody so and so: URGHHHHH! (walks away giving up...)
TheGuy5:Don't forget to clean your face! *ha ha ha*
by TheGuy5 December 29, 2014
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Your Mom & Dad

Let's bring our families into it.
by PineappleJuice April 30, 2015
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Your mom

What you say when someone asks you what you're doing
Jeff:"hey, what you doing this weekend?"

Tim:"your mom!!!"
by Happykitty2012:3 June 11, 2016
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