Your leaves blown 

A slang term for a guy who has had a blow job. Normally used if you are in a public place and you don't want adults to know what you were talking about.

Hey Bryce man, have you had your leaves blown.

Your leaves blown by artgeek63 January 15, 2008

your reward 

male ejaculate; splooge; jizz; cum; etc.

When I was close to orgasm I asked her, "Where would you like your reward?"
My friend asked me what I spilled on the mouse pad and I said, "Oh, that's your reward."

your reward by Sam Theman May 20, 2009

your mom 

1. The answer to any question, except those asked by teachers.
2. An insult.
3. The funniest brand of joke.

1.

Do:

Jen: When's the test?
You: Your mom.
Don't:
Teacher: Bob, what's 2+2?
You: Your mom.
2.
Bob: Youre a b word.
You: YOUR MOM is a b word.
3.
Your moms voice is so high pitched she walked into a concert and they thought she was the amp.

your mom by yourmommy!!! May 5, 2011

Your mom 

If rumors are to be believed the single most disgusting thing to ever live on the face of the earth not only has she caused every single natural disaster up to this day, she has also managed to:

1. Cause every single war in the history of the world.
2. Contract several life threatening diseases, most of which can only be contracted from unprotected sex.
3. Kill of every species which currently resides on the extinct list.
4. Have sex with every single person who has ever been born since the proverbial downfall of the english language.

"You know what's worse than the holocaust."

"Your mom!"

Your mom by Sandman47 November 10, 2011

Your face

A versatile tool originally invented for use as a comeback.

moody so and so: What's that on your face??? It's soooooo gross!
TheGuy5: Your face!
Moody so and so: Urgh! that doesn't even make sense!
TheGuy5:Neither does your face!
Moody so and so: URGHHHHH! (walks away giving up...)
TheGuy5:Don't forget to clean your face! *ha ha ha*

Your face by TheGuy5 December 29, 2014

Your Mom & Dad 

Let's bring our families into it.

Your mom & dad.

Your Mom & Dad by PineappleJuice April 30, 2015

Your mom 

What you say when someone asks you what you're doing

Jeff:"hey, what you doing this weekend?"

Tim:"your mom!!!"

Your mom by Happykitty2012:3 June 11, 2016