eskimo wife

two girls who have had their first kiss from the same guy

girl 1: who was your first kiss?
girl 2: robbie!
girl 1: no way me to!!
girl 2: you're my eskimo wife!!

by chocolatelover235 September 13, 2016

Gojo’s Wife

A new constellation that occurs only on one day of the year, June 7.

You are not Gojo’s wife.

by Gojo’swife December 7, 2023

shanghai wife

Good for business, bad for health.

Dennis will help this business grow but I'm so tired of him; he's such a shanghai wife.

by Freindlysycophant November 30, 2017

zayns wife

A beautiful girl with an amazing smile, the nicest hair you've ever seen (her 2nd best feature). Its a shame you can't have her, she belongs to Zayn. The colours in her eyes will give you warm chills, you're just mesmerised. When you're with her you want it to last forever. You know you'd do anything for this girl and its dangerous. Once you fall in love with zayns wife there's no escaping her. She'll be all you ever think about but you aren't complaining because all you can imagine is all the memories you want to make with her. You constantly have this odd drive to be the best you can for her, love her forever and eventually marry her. You frequently tell yourself how much you love her, but you know your words aren't good enough, you want to show her in person, skin to skin. Whether that means laying with her for hours, or kissing her slowly someplace comfortable. You're truly in love with ellie.

Zayns wife is a masterpiece!

by belles husband July 25, 2022

wake the wife wanker

little bitch that'll wank off ur wife and beat the shit out of her

wake the wife wanker is so hot and sexy

by wanksbabeandwife January 10, 2021

hajime isayama's wife

https.bunnyarmin

person 1: "who's hajime isayama's wife?"
person 2: "https.bunnyarmin, duh."

by user9283 July 31, 2021

haha i shot your wife

shooting someone’s wife mean free dinner I recommend getting the Gen z’s first then the Karen’s. Anyways if you are gonna eat wife then go to the really empty Chinese restaurant!

person 1: Haha I shot your wife!
Person2: well. Thank you for my dinner!
Person1:your welcome.

by sxravhi June 12, 2022