Unicorn

A sexual act in which the female attaches a strap-on to her forehead and inserts it into the male's anus, thrusting vigorously.

Brett took that unicorn from Dani all night long.

by Ekaj69 December 7, 2010

Unicorn

The polite way of calling some a Dickhead.

He's is a right unicorn off a boss

by Telenikros July 6, 2014

unicuntry

A combination of "universe" and "cuntry" (please see definition), used to describe times when the individual feels like the universe is 'fucking with' them, or, in other words, being cunty. Similar to the concepts of karma and dharma, the unicuntry can be used to express dismay or ambivalence if the course of one's life is not going as one would like.

What did I do in a past life to deserve such scorn from the unicuntry?

My boyfriend broke up with me and my dog just died...the unicuntry is clearly at it again.

by nonmerci April 15, 2009

Unicorn Splash

The act of a mythological orgasm.

It was so big I Unicorn Splashed into another dimension.

by Luraethor December 1, 2010

Unicornifying

A unicorn believer and owner who gives some of their unicornistic powers to another mortal who has proven themselves worthy of the unicornistic lifestyle, religion and magic.

The unicornifying took place at the temple

by UnicornismForEverAndEver July 7, 2011

UNICEF eyes

The facial expression a pet/child uses on you to quietly guilt trip you into giving them a treat/snack

You: *sigh* Jeez, Fluffy don't give me the UNICEF eyes I JUST fed you!

by Bad_Idea_Fairy January 13, 2015

unicorness

the idea that unicorns might exist.

I belive in unicorness

by unicorness May 17, 2014