unicuntry

A combination of "universe" and "cuntry" (please see definition), used to describe times when the individual feels like the universe is 'fucking with' them, or, in other words, being cunty. Similar to the concepts of karma and dharma, the unicuntry can be used to express dismay or ambivalence if the course of one's life is not going as one would like.

What did I do in a past life to deserve such scorn from the unicuntry?

My boyfriend broke up with me and my dog just died...the unicuntry is clearly at it again.

unicuntry by nonmerci April 15, 2009

Unicunt 

A combination of the words unicorn and cunt.

A word used to describe a bitchy unicorn.

Dude 1: Wow man my girlfriend is such a bitch. She didn't like my haircut so she dumped me and broke all the CDs I loaned her.

Dude 2: Well at least she isn't a Unicunt, they'll gore your ass for that type of shit.

Unicunt by 1stBurtonBro August 14, 2009

Unicunt 

A word to describe an awesome person who likes dressing as unicorns and who you can call a cunt and you wont get hit.

Normal cunts are just cunts.

'Amy made me cry.'

'What a unicunt.'

Unicunt by Heezyheez August 7, 2012

Uncunty 

The act of trying to tone down being a cunt in the first place.

"He only said that to sound uncunty"

Uncunty by newbie69 January 29, 2014

Uncuntrollable 

A woman who is out of control

Flag on the play.... Excessive celebration.... This bitch is uncuntrollable.

Uncuntrollable by [e-mail] June 9, 2018

Uncuntrollable 

When a woman goes from crazy to craziest.

You're being really uncuntrollable right now. Your mother would be proud.

Uncuntrollable by Uncontroversial July 3, 2021

Uncuntay 

An uncool person or action that is unfavorable and unlikeable.

My client just no call-no showed for the second time, so uncuntay.

Uncuntay by Pinktittybitch77 August 15, 2021