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by Blubber blabber January 30, 2015
When a dog-shit employee goes out of their way to french kiss the shit-box of a high level manager as a means to promote job security. Generally, this is done when said employee should be fulfilling their job responsibilites, but instead choses to spend that time caressing the managerial balloon-knot.
Other forms of "Executive Tongue-punching" include, but are not limited to: inviting the boss and his wife over for dinner, going out drinking with the CEO, and going on vacation with the president of the company.
Other forms of "Executive Tongue-punching" include, but are not limited to: inviting the boss and his wife over for dinner, going out drinking with the CEO, and going on vacation with the president of the company.
Brian: "Did we get those reports from Greg yet?"
John: "Nope. Been waiting on them all morning. I guess an executive tongue-punch comes before his job."
John: "Nope. Been waiting on them all morning. I guess an executive tongue-punch comes before his job."
by Shenaniganz13 February 8, 2023
A metaphor for an addiction with something, something that is ugly but easy, but you wont give it up, but you don't want people seeing you abusing it.
by paggywaggygumdrops February 6, 2023
Hey babe ,can you we do something different tonight
Yea sure what do you have in mind
Could u maybe tongue punch me in between my eyes
Oh your kinky kinky ,ok let's do jt
Yea sure what do you have in mind
Could u maybe tongue punch me in between my eyes
Oh your kinky kinky ,ok let's do jt
by Shartonmydickdaddy November 4, 2020
by Olivephander February 1, 2017
Tongue Strap (Noun) - The strap that holds your tongue down. * The long line of flesh under the tongue holding inside of your mouth*
"I ate so much pussy last night, that my tongue strap has muscle cramps" "Hey Bro, So how is your tongue strap today?"
by BB/TT August 9, 2017