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cool your tools

a work friendly way to say calm your tits ; the only way to tell a bitch to calm down
Margaret: omg I fucking hate you
Bob: cool your tools margaret
by coolyourtools September 8, 2016
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Tool

Could be a dumb person or whatever like most people on this website say, tool but I'm here to state another definition. A tool could be known as a small weapon. Also known as peace.
From NWA's "Straight Outta Compton": AK-47 is my tool! (Gunshots) So don't make me act a mothaf*ckin' fool!
by Syko-B June 5, 2017
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Tool

A person, typically male, who says or does things that cause you to give them a 'what-are-you-even-doing-here' look. The 'what-are-you-even-doing-here' look is classified by a glare in the tool's direction and is usually accompanied by muttering of how big of a tool they are. The tool is usually someone who is unwelcome but no one has the balls to tell them to get lost. The tool is alwasys making comments that are out-of-place, out-of-line or just plain stupid. The tool is always trying too hard to fit in, and because of this, never will. However, the tool is useful because you can use them for things; money, rides, ect.
Someone like David Yoon at La Canada High School. Also known on twitter as @therealdavidyoon. or always called "the tool".
by Everyone at La Canada November 12, 2013
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Multi-Purpose Universal Fixing Tool

The T.V's knackered again. Fetch me my Multi-Purpose Universal Fixing Tool.
by jujitsugeorge April 28, 2015
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Vagina tool

When a women shoves something up there vagina
by Ahhhhk March 30, 2020
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noodel tools

a tool used by noodels to be more noodely and suck your mother up the bum bum
i will noodel tools your fanny u fart stain
by uga boogga booooga October 4, 2022
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browsing tools

Tools that are handy for purpose of browsing
The browsing tools proved to be extremely helpful.
by Hercolena Oliver January 12, 2009
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