Cod monster

A person who plays call of duty so much that they physically become a beast when they're not on it.

Mum: Hey Joseph I'm gonna sell COD. GTFO my swamp.

Joseph: *turns into cod monster*

by Cactusboii October 16, 2016

Polish monster

What David's peers moaned and sexually called him in 9th grade PE.

Bob moaned to David,"Oh David, you polish monster..."

by LexieKnowsAll July 28, 2016

Monster Ned

Monster Ned is Oral Paul’s/Earl Paul’s first victim. After getting molested at his place of work, Dave and Buster’s, he turned into an inter-dimensional monster. He now travels through dimensions, trying to get revenge.

Oral Paul: “Monster Ned, I am going to molest you again.”
Finn and Marbles: “Not fucking cool man.”

by FinnShart October 31, 2022

monster money

The two dollars and fifty cents you save just to buy a monster (the energy drink that is).

Jp-"Gah! I only have $1.50...Damnit!"
Molly-"Nah dont worry I got monster money"
Jp-"yay!"

by mermaidadelaide August 05, 2009

Cream monster

When you cream on her or him

Your a Cream monster

by VainyBrain May 28, 2021

Freak monster

Someone who does all types of freaky shit in bed. Will try anything

Jayden- “Bruh you hear about Licia getting tied up and piped by Keem and RayRay?”

Cameron- “Ahhh man she a Freak monster..Gotta get on that”

by XXXTAEJJKSKI December 07, 2021

monster dildo

A huge fucking dildo

Regan used the monster dildo

by Iknowkinkystuff October 21, 2019