Keyed-board

After a night out, spent drunk and alone, you retreat to the computer to blog about your agony. Typing your heart out and dripping tears and vomit all over your keyboard.

Comes from the word keyed

I'm so lonely i don't have anyone to talk to about my keyed-board.

by MirMuhFuca November 21, 2009

Keys

Keys Means its over with or its done for

Lydia* I cant open this jar🙄 its keys idc anymore
Carla*Girl let me help you

by Bbg.26 July 6, 2018

No Key

A mixture between no cap and low key. It was popularized by SypherPK's sexy editor, Jack.

Some guy: "This new fortnite season goes hard. No key!"

by ChadThunderc0k December 4, 2021

Key Bunny

A pair of keys attached by a one segment chain that then resembles a rabbit, the two keys serving as ears…

“To get into my house you’ll need this Key Bunny.”

by HuniBea November 21, 2022

krhissie kei

Krhissie Kei is a name. You should stay away or else you will be in love to her eyes forever. She is strong and independent women who has a small brain, however she's pretty enough to make your day more lovely and exciting. She have a boyfriend named Nathaniel a good looking and fluffy person that she love the most.

Me: Hi Krhissie Kei have you eaten?
Her: No, I haven't pa.

by DoofenSmirthzxc June 9, 2021

keyed

High on Cocaine

Keyed and ready to party

by King Chilie November 17, 2015

sienna keys

The most prettiest girl you have ever seen, with her big brown eyes and infectious freckles, her laugh is so beautiful that you smile when you hear it. she’s Pookie and is shy when you meet her but is crazy and kinda annoying when you get to know her

Person 1: damn who is that beautiful goddess

Me: that’s just sienna keys
Person 1: id hit

by LOVEYOU10000 December 29, 2023