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Gregory, do you see that small vent on the floor? Have you heard Among Us, Gregory? You need to vent. I know it will be hard for you to be sus but I know you can do it Gregory. 

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May the lulz be with you 

The original phrase from Star Wars, edited by the people responsible for English-dubbed anime and coincidentally the inventors of rape.
Funny guy: I couldn't get a date for the prom, so I decided to go alone in a storm trooper costume.

Stoner: That'd be awesome dude*coughs**eyes water*! MAY THE LULZ BE WITH YOU.*fits of laughter*

You'r selling the team

Is an internet phrase commonly used in battle royale games about you not helping the {squad}. also commonly associated with toxicity.
"stop missing your shots you'r SELLING THE TEAM BRO"

You're still on the property 

One of Jeffree Star's lipsticks based on his video with Shane Dawson and Ryland Adams . When they got kicked out of Walmart the security guard kept saying it even in the parking lot.
"You're still on the property I'm going to have to ask you to leave."
"But we're in the parking lot."
"It's still on our property."
"What's not your property? Olive Garden?!"

can you tell me where's the candy?

The old days, when this was your biggest problem.
"Man, I can't deal with any of this! Remember when our biggest problem was where the candy aisle was in a grocery store? CAN YOU TELL ME WHERE'S THE CANDY?"

you can't unfuck the christmas turkey 

Another way of saying you cant undo something that's already been done. Can be said in a joke like way
You can't unloose the game you know, just like you can't unfuck the christmas turkey

All you had to do was follow the damn train, CJ!

A line from GTA.
CJ: doesnt follow the train
Guy: ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS FOLLOW THE DAMN TRAIN, CJ!