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SIMON TONGUE

Man about Town. Can be seen at most local watering holes and/or golfing establishments. Usually a Tottenham Hotspurs Fan. Superpowers include: Flight. Banter. Flexible Hips.

Also capable of achieving superhuman feats using Tongue such as: Deadlifting Bollocks,
Tongue press ups. Infinite Tongue Licks.

Approach with caution. Friendly exterior gives way to deep seated aggression. Often mistaken for an inbetweener.
"Look over there, I think it's Simon Tongue"
"No, its just an inbetweener with a golf club"

"Bloody hell mate did you see that fight?"
"Yeah he gave more licks than Simon Tongue"
by RubbaDinghyRapidsBro October 29, 2015
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tongue buddies

when you and/or someone have gone down(oral) on the same girl. past or present girlfriend, stranger, fling, one night stand, f*ck buddy, or relative(not from the same family tree!!)
from the movie, No Strings Attached, the son had a girlfriend but they broke up, in the future the father started dated that same girl...the son's friends called him out on being tongue buddies for going down on the same girl
by JamesPDX January 4, 2012
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Lion Tongue

The Chicago slang for "Dildo".
I went into my wife's room and found a lion tongue smaller than my own.
by The Absolute Truth. September 8, 2016
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Slurp Daddy's Tongue

To desperatly curry favor with somebody.
She was in serious need of money, so she had to Slurp Daddy's Tongue of her boss.
He Slurps Daddy's Tongue of his girlfriend parents, because he really wants to take her with him on a trip.
Imma need to Slurp Daddy's Tongue of Jesus, cause imma bout to be dragged down to the god damn hell, and hell no I ain't goin there.
by KriZzu March 23, 2020
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Talking Tongues

A play of words where, instead of speaking in another language, the normal meaning of the term two people communicate their thoughts and feelings through a voracious make-out session. Most likely originated from people who, despite being into each other, were unable to communicate verbally and spontaneously decided to make out with each other instead.
Belle and Max spent the night strictly talking tongues at a local bar. Fuck if there was anything else they could do over the loud music and noise.
by The_Unofficial February 3, 2018
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tongue beat

The act of vigorous licking, usually of one’s genitals.
“Girl, DeMarcus is a low key freak! Last night during foreplay, he flipped me over and tongue beat my turd box so good; Sista my legs started convulsing!”
by SXiPPY February 20, 2022
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Chattanoogan Tongue Twister

A Chattanoogan Tongue Twister is a intricate sexual phenomenon in which a female of human decent will give oral sex to the inside of a males penis.
“Dude, Tabitha gave me the most gnarly

Chattanoogan Tongue Twister last night. My insides are still bleeding!”
by Boosapoomb December 4, 2024
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