Three tequila Lauren is not necessarily a Lauren after three tequilas, but more of a state of being and is the most fun evolution of Lauren. Can also be referred to as 3TL.
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Person 1: "Yo I just saw some three cheese tortellini in a bowl."
Person 2: "Dude it can do literally anything. You should be afraid."
Person 1 then tried to eat the three cheese tortellini and was instantly erased from existence. Who was I talking about again?
Person 2: "Dude it can do literally anything. You should be afraid."
Person 1 then tried to eat the three cheese tortellini and was instantly erased from existence. Who was I talking about again?
by White.ini March 14, 2019
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Tori Spelling and Dean McDermott's plans for a private bris for their son Liam turned into a three ring circumcision when a swag-bellied swarm of acrobatic paparazzi tumbled into the rite of passage.
by loincloth January 12, 2008
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Douche: Hey, dude, you know 13 inches is a foot right?
Dude: WTF are you talking about? It's 12 inches to a foot.
Douche: Really, TWO CAMELS IN A TINY CAR!
Dude: Three Lamas in a Hummer
Douche: dam it :(
Dude: WHAT! Pwned
Dude: WTF are you talking about? It's 12 inches to a foot.
Douche: Really, TWO CAMELS IN A TINY CAR!
Dude: Three Lamas in a Hummer
Douche: dam it :(
Dude: WHAT! Pwned
by Bob Jenkens November 3, 2011
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I need to attend to my number three by changing my tampon
I need to attend to my number three by changing my tampon
by Dyslexicdefinition January 9, 2020
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After that Christmas party I was three sheets to the wind as I was walking home.
Those guys at the end of the bar are pretty much three sheets to the wind. It’s probably time to call them a cab.
Those guys at the end of the bar are pretty much three sheets to the wind. It’s probably time to call them a cab.
by Hello-o-o-o-o December 18, 2011
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There are only two members of Three 6 Mafia now. DJ Paul and Juicy J kicked out Skinny Pimp, Gangsta Blac, Playa Fly (aka Lil' Fly), Gangsta Boo, Koopsta Knicca, Lord Infamous and Crunchy Black. Rumors are that they picked up Juicy J's brother Project Pat though, but it ain't the same.
by FlyShit June 24, 2006
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