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vanilla spots

Residual semen that's been left on an article of clothing, therefore dried and crusty. The 'vanilla' come from the color of the jizz which resembles a sort of melted vanilla ice cream.
Bob: Look at that girl! She's got some vanilla spots on her pants.

George: Walk of shame maybe?
by aaaaaahhhhhhtheworldisending September 1, 2017
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Lazing on a G-spot money spurt.

Person who enjoys a strong, steady income for which he doesn't have to work. 'G-spot' here relating to a brawny and prolific current or stream or vein or artery - as in the mining or oil-rigging industry - the lucky son of a bitch has financially struck. The most descriptive metaphor here being probably nerve.
Ashley is found by his suit and tie-wearing friends on a weekday reclining beside his pool. After upbraiding him jealously for his indolence, which he clearly can afford, his friends, just before leaving, and vowing snippily never to visit him again, mutter among themselves that not everybody is 'lazing on a G-spot money spurt.'
by Bleypunkt April 29, 2009
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gangster spot

The male equivalent of a woman's g-spot. Coined from within American prison systems, where sexually frustrated inmates turn homosexual.
Yo, the new guy dropped the soap and Andres hit him in the gangster spot.
by jadreflex December 6, 2024
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spotted bib

Unsuccessful farmer's blow. It fails to clear the shirt sleeve, or any other body part.
I didn't have enough wind behind that farmer's blow and now I have a spotted bib.
by mcdede May 18, 2014
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pick your spots

Advice to give someone who has put themselves in a frustrating, dangerous, or dire position.
"So you cheated on your wife, pick your spots, man."
by Cricket Owlndog November 3, 2020
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syndrome spotting

the act of hiding out of sight, like bird watching; you set your sights on finding the most downsyndromie specimens.
me and the boys make weekly trips to Auckland, New Zealand to get a fine dose of syndrome spotting.
by The clam slide creator August 28, 2023
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thot spot

If you find a spot for thot which means "that whoe over there", you can say it.
Hey, I finally found a thot spot. See? there are lots of thots over there to get thousands likes.
by Eric Seo May 10, 2022
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