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Fart flaps

When a man gets so old that when he lays on his back his balls cover his ass hole
"Dude I woke up last night laying on my back when I farted so hard my fart flaps landed on my stomach, they are suppose to be snug under my dick"
by GnTMoose July 14, 2020
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Flap Smacked

Flap smacked is the act of being hit in the face or head by a flap of skin, usually the size of a large dildo, when log-rolling a patient undergoing a circumferential body lift.
Joey got flap smacked yesterday during Dr. Frankenstein's case.. it was like a knock-out punch from Mike Tyson.
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Mud Flapping

Mud Flapping is when a guy challenges or questions another guy’s manhood based on the former not being capable of a feat that he himself has just proved himself unable to accomplish
Example:

MudFlapper: “Hey bro, you got a knife I could borrow?”
RealMan: “Sorry bro, I don’t have it on me.”
MF: “What?! A real man always carries a knife!”
RM: “YOU don’t have a knife idiot. Stop all your mud flapping and get out off my property.
by anonymous September 14, 2020
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Fat Flapping

The action of getting volatile and angry over a minute and niche thing of something that's praised.
Friend 1: Hey, did you hear about that new Left 4 Dead 2 update?
Friend 2: Yea, I hear it's awesome! Though I did hear one dude complain that the update ruined his mods.
Friend 1: Don't mind him, he's probably just some fat flapping weeb who's upset that his 150 Hatsune Miku mods don't work no more. Let's go play!
Friend 2: Ight, bet!
by D.E.E.M.M.3 September 27, 2020
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jaw flapping

A person who stands around in grocery stores or other places talking to people and your trying to get by them, they acknowledge you behind them so they ignore you and just keep on talking. Or when your talking to somebody but they don't give you time to speak they talk over you because what they have to say is more important than what you have to say.
in a sentence: You just keep jaw flapping about whatever, I have someplace to be and have important things to do!
by Nite_Wolf September 30, 2020
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Flip Flap

Smacking your dick between thighs in a violent fashion.
by Djsnndjdnd October 7, 2020
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tea flapping

i just got killed on cod, that girl is tea flapping me
by mooksmorgan October 15, 2020
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