chicago the door 

to place a towel or other object at the bottom of a door so smoke (usually pot smoke) does not escape from the room into a public area.

Dude chicago the door before we hit this bong.

chicago the door by dr. jerkass April 4, 2008

Squeaking the duck 

To massage the third limb, usually only practiced on a male although can be practiced on a female under special circumstances.

Synonyms for squeaking the duck are but not limited to:

Wanking
Buffing the Banana
Choking the chicken

Squeaking the duck by Kevin is my alias May 21, 2009

Dodge The Phonebook In The Dark 

A game invented by my friends and i after a drunken night out where 2-6 players gather in a room with a phonebook turn the lights off and proceed to throw the phonebook as hard as possible in any direction you think somone is in ALWAYS results in injuries often bloodshed but always great fun highly recomended.

my personal injuries include welt on my shin, black eye, busted nose, cut over my cheekbone & large forehead wealt. thankfully my testicles have been able to Dodge The Phonebook In The Dark but my mates aren't so lucky

Dodge The Phonebook In The Dark by K33N A5 September 29, 2009

rigging the dull fish

An Erection. The "dull fish" being a mans dick, and "rigging" being... you know... the "erection" part of it.

hey man, tonight me and my gf are gonna try rigging the dull fish.

rigging the dull fish by DullFishRigger June 29, 2011

Releasing the dog of war 

The sensation of pooing out a shit that has been troubling you for quite some time.

I walked in on him releasing the dog of war, he looked strangely pleased.

Releasing the dog of war by UD Scholar July 19, 2011

Punching The Dumpster 

When your boyfriend is really terrible at sex, he is punching the dumpster.

Oh damn, my boyfriend came over last time and he was punching the dumpster all night long. :(

Punching The Dumpster by Xephe April 10, 2015

vacuuming the duck

Doing something mostly useless just because the recipient enjoys it. Inspired by a video of a lady vacuuming her duck.

"I didn't get much work done today, because I was in a meeting, vacuuming the duck from corporate."

vacuuming the duck by Duck Vaccumer June 12, 2016