To give yourself some love. To tame the dragon. To wax the candle. To work the shift stick. To buff the banana. To beat the bishop. To pet the python. To play your own trumpet. To fondle the flagpole. To answer nature's booty call. To fiddle the flute. To go the extra mile for yourself. To shine the doorknob. To shake the snake awake.
"Where is Joe? I haven't seen him in a while.
"He is in his room. I have told him repeatedly not to jing the thing so much."
"He is in his room. I have told him repeatedly not to jing the thing so much."
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What is this "preparation tax?" Oh, it's a tax for having the guy make your sandwich. It's so the business can pay it's DoDo extinction tax. It's a New York thing.
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In this sentence, "a thing" does not mean an object.
In this sentence, "a thing" does not mean an object.
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someone you are 100% sure you were meant to become friends with and have in your life forever. No Matter What. like a definite/for sure/ permanent person or thing
From the song Sure Thing by Miguel
someone you are 100% sure you were meant to become friends with and have in your life forever. No Matter What. like a definite/for sure/ permanent person or thing
From the song Sure Thing by Miguel
girl 1: i feel like we were destined to be friends
girl 2: i think we’re supposed to be in each other’s lives
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girl 2. you’re like my Sure Thing
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