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The Gelker Test

The true test of Love.

When a couple are showering together and one wishes to test the strength of love to find out if there the one.... by shitting and seeing the others reaction

Made famous by Professor Daniel Gelker

Now practiced throughout the North America region
Hey, she passed the Gelker test bro!!

How much shit??
Bathtub was covered

Nice
by Ezras13 October 9, 2020
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The test is the ting that gives depression ,anxiety and the power to kill your self .
I had a test yesterday and now I want to kill my self!
by Nibba_man69:) November 17, 2020
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The Covid Test

Where by some drops an absolute stinker and you can either smell it or you can’t, meaning if you can smell it, you don’t have COVID.
“I’ve just farted and it’s awful, if you have 2 sniff of that, you’re a greedy bastard” “I can’t smell anything” you need to go for the Covid test then!
by dylanscott93 November 17, 2020
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test hi test
me testing it's cassie!
by swampthing420 November 24, 2020
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Home COVID Test

Farting right next to a person you live with and not telling them to see if they still have their sense of smell.
My wife just gave me a Home COVID Test and I passed.
by AnctRome November 25, 2020
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when you actually tried to test the features of Urban Dictionary rather than taking a gamble to upload a new word and get reported.
test, testing, test, please bare with me in a minute, 1, 2, 3...
by brushyargyle23 December 1, 2020
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A pathological liar. One who thinks they know everything and usually tweeks and/or makes up stories which have little or no validity.
That frikkin test says that Taking Back Sunday is going to play at our party.
by s0niclover<3 December 4, 2020
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