Mus-tard

Yet another douchey Carbondale Mus-tard.
His car looks like a toaster with wheels & a racing stripe...
by DerpyDouche September 27, 2015
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E-tard

Characterized by delays or abnormal functioning noticeable before the internet maturity age (approximately three years old) in one or more of the following domains: (1) social media interaction; (2) communication on Facebook and twitter; and (3) restricted, repetitive, and stereotyped patterns of behavior, interests, and activities on social networks. Notably unnecessary posting and tagging and excessive e-PDA.
"Who's the e-tard who left the milk out?"
"Billy from down the street is an e-tard."
"What an e-tard!"
by 9632586412 April 10, 2012
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techno-tard

A person who is technically challenged.
I.e. cannot use a computer very well
created by Holly Baxter
"How do u send a file?- im such a techno-tard!"
by Holly July 29, 2003
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fack-tard

a facking retard who drools and its spit is white so it always looks like it has cum dripping from its mouth. it likes to rub against electrically charged penises until a white substance comes out.
you are a facking fack-tard.
by lester fayhee May 15, 2006
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wii-tarded

a person dedicated to playing the Nintendo Wii.
Hey Isiah, you coming over tomorrow?
No! Gotta go a play my Wii
Your so wii-tarded.
by Brittney Sade December 10, 2006
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Spem Tard

(singular) is one witch is the same as the original witch can be defined as one who may or not be called a name given to them at birth

(plural) is more than one of the same who can be described as a multipliable copy of the original witch may be able ascertain its own existence when confronted with the original blue print ie.. the name given at birth
by Spem Tard husband December 30, 2010
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e-tarded

the complete inability to write legible electronic messages, such as not being able to text correctly, facebook, AIM, etc.
AK: im gna g to baothuse
me: what the hell does that mean? you're e-tarded.
by GeetSquad May 14, 2010
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