So, the Greeks took over Israel and they were like, "YO, COME JOIN OUR RELIGION!" and Judah and his group be like, "You can't make us," and they continued on their Jewish way. The problem is, the Greeks would NOT STOP FREAKIN PESTERING THEM, and Judah was like, "I can't anymore, whaddaya say we fight them!?" And the boys were like, "You know what's up!" The group (called the Maccabees🐝) fought the Greeks as hard as they could. The problem was, the Jews back home barely had enough oil to light the menorah (there were no lightbulbs back then), and they only had enough for one day, and so the Jews were like, "Screw it, we need that light!" and lit the menorah, but when they woke up the menorah was still lit, and they were like, "Huh, that's weird." And the next day the menorah was still lit, and the Jews were like, "Okay, what is happening?" This also happened on the third day, and then the Jews were like, "WTF!?" This continued until the eighth night, which was also when the Maccabees🐝 took back their freedom and their temple (which was also raped by the Greeks), and they were finally able to eat their latkes in peace.
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Person 1: "And that's the Hanukkah story."
Person 2: "Booorrrriiinnggg!"
*Person 1 whacks Person 2 with frying pan*
Person 1: "GET LATKE'D"
Person 2: "Booorrrriiinnggg!"
*Person 1 whacks Person 2 with frying pan*
Person 1: "GET LATKE'D"
by US-IL December 25, 2024
Get the Hanukkah storymug. A slang term in the late 1980's, nowadays call it "Netflix and chill"
Usually given from boy to girl or girl to boy, asking them for sexual inter course, or if they are texting, nudes.
Usually given from boy to girl or girl to boy, asking them for sexual inter course, or if they are texting, nudes.
by Laughingmkay June 28, 2016
Get the Rico storymug. A type of real horror story that happens to you as a child, stimming from hanging out with a girl named Zadina, usually involving, drugs, sex, incest, pedophilia, or other incredibly inappropriate things for a minor to experience.
by AshTheGaySimp October 24, 2025
Get the Zadina Storymug. Tazfi is the first Grandchild of The diamond Family and The Shahir Family. These are the head families of the city. Being the daughter of the Mayor and the president she is quite known and feels used for popularity and money. She's born in Great Britain but she's Bangladeshi both of her parents are citizens of that country. They are both Cadets and Oxford students it's the year 2435 and Bangladesh Has developed more than ever! It's said that the US might be replaced... Bangladesh has taken back the land they owned...(from a war) Now India and BD is one country and its name is preferred to both different people call it differently, Now there is a school in BD for people who are over-privileged so they don't have to suffer, they will fly to Bangladesh next Week what will happen after she gets there?? and what's gonna happen in the week???
OH ITS TAZFI'S TRIP, IT'S SUCH A GREAT BOOK!
I cant find it?
oh its still is being written as draft
ohhh whats the full name?
ITs Tazfi's Trip ( wattap story)
I cant find it?
oh its still is being written as draft
ohhh whats the full name?
ITs Tazfi's Trip ( wattap story)
by queratei December 13, 2021
Get the Tazfi's Trip ( wattap story)mug. When someone is telling an incredibly boring story but you can't stop them because you sparked the conversation.
Similar to the game show Jeopardy, where host Alex Trebek has to endure the painfully boring stories of the contestants.
Similar to the game show Jeopardy, where host Alex Trebek has to endure the painfully boring stories of the contestants.
Luke: ...so I go to the store and then Ernie is there, and he's, like, staring at me and then he pushes his cart awa-
Harry: I hate to interrupt you, but this is a total Jeopardy story.
Harry: I hate to interrupt you, but this is a total Jeopardy story.
by tractorscum July 27, 2016
Get the Jeopardy Storymug. so basically some random shit my dad said while he was hungover after goin to his buddy’s funeral. upon me questioning what the hell it meant he responded “death, the end of the book, life is all journey moving on to the next universe and next chapters”
example 1:
“there went the story” the utterly shitfaced crossfaded man exclaims at the end of the movie.
example 2:
“there went the story” the sophisticated woman announced as the plot of the tale completely lost all meaning and logic.
“there went the story” the utterly shitfaced crossfaded man exclaims at the end of the movie.
example 2:
“there went the story” the sophisticated woman announced as the plot of the tale completely lost all meaning and logic.
by hairyballsonya69 February 24, 2025
Get the there went the storymug. A story with no meaning, purpose or direction; often left out to dry. Usually very short; completed within one run-on sentence of 50-100 words or less. Punctuation is optional.
Alan: "Hey, so I was watching Jay Leno last night and he had a black chef on named chef G!"
Reece: "Nice Alan story, tell us more about your exciting and vibrant life."
Reece: "Nice Alan story, tell us more about your exciting and vibrant life."
by Derog June 26, 2015
Get the Alan Storymug.