Speedbump

A person whom from a distance appears attractive but upon further inspection turns out to be ugly.

The term is derived from the motion in which you would drive over a speed bump. You slow down to check out said person and upon discovering how unattractive they really are you resume speed and continue on course.

The opposite of a Stopsign

Two young men walking together -
Joe: Yo, that girl is phat to death.
Rick: Yeah, lemme catch up to her before I try to holla.
"Rick and Joe catch up and continue to walk past"
Joe: Speedbump?
Rick: Totally.

by J--Mac January 1, 2009

speedbump

when u have quickie wit a bird

guy:famz i heard u n rasheeda wuz goin all night,son
2nd:nah B,it was just a speedbump

by Kool-Aid September 11, 2004

SPEeD

Sorry Police Everyones Dead. (Its an acronym). Its a cult of psychopaths in the Amherst area of New York. They enjoy reaking havoc on locals, and graffieting everything in sight.

Guy 1: Dude, my liscene plate is gone!
Guy 2: Mustve been that SPEeD

by SPEeD November 28, 2003

speed drops

The viscous fluid produced in the urethra prior to an ejaculation of semen.

John, don't forget that even before you cum, you can make your girlfriend pregnant with your speed drops!

by pentozali January 14, 2007

speedbumpitis

An imaginary disease associated with being extremely annoyed or frustrated by speed bumps

Person 1: Ugh, those speed bumps are SO annoying!
Person 2: Looks like someone has a case of speedbumpitis..

by Lily McDonald January 17, 2008

Speed dating

New Scott the woz episode

did you see scott the woz's new video about Speed dating

by scottthewoznewepisodespeeddati December 20, 2020

Polish speedball

To drink a big fat cup of coffee and smoke a big fat bowl of weed.

I woke up this morning and got the day started with a big ol Polish Speedball.

by Eat a Dick! February 2, 2010